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Rattles' Law 

A theory proposed by Gamesradar.com's Rattlehead stating that the weirder the porn is, the less attractive the pornstars are.
Man 1: "Eeewww man, how come whenever I look up scat the girls are always ugly as hell?"
Man 2: "It is called "Rattles' law". Try looking up normal stuff
Rattles' Law by Dr. Manyspawn November 22, 2011
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rattle bomb

HEY, quit stompin my dik bitch. Also, rattle bomb is a synanym for this sitchuation, beaner
A Variety of prescription or non-prescription medication of choice stored in a plastic bottle (prescription bottle), when shaken gives off the same sound of an irritated rattle snake. Rattler
"Man, chill out, you need a hit off my rattler"?
Rattler by BTLS fan, Bubba ARMY October 29, 2006

rattlesnake wiggle 

the act of having a limp dick (must be gifted enough to have a large limp dick) and having a girl about to give you head on her knees and while standing swing your hips from side to side making your dick smack off each side of her face making a noise, or you can do it without the girl and make it snap off each one of your legs,, must make noise!!!!
i gave her the rattlesnake wiggle last night and she loved it

rattlejack 

Rattlejack: is the ultimate act of doing someone wrong that is close to you, extreme form of being "jacked". When you go out of your way to set up a friend to fail or rat them out to a significant other or acquaintance.
Some examples include texting a friends girlfriend asking her what she is wearing to a wedding that her boyfriend did not tell her about and did not intend on bringing her to or having a bad night out with another couple and before you even end the evening the other couple is getting texts about what a bad time was had by all. The final version of Rattlejacking is self inflicted. An example of self inflicted Rattlejacking would be waking up the morning after a heavy night of drinking to find your new SUV mangled and not remembering how or when it happened but you know you were driving.

"Dude, you really rattlejacked him, why did you order all of those shots on his tab?"
rattlejack by Jake Bean April 2, 2008

rattin around 

The act of wandering with no set purpose, or The act of wandering into mischief or the act of hunting for vagina to play with.
What are you guys doing tonight? Rattin around.
2. Wanna rat some vag?
3. Let's go rattin around some bars tonight
rattin around by Brandon T. Smith January 16, 2009