rant

To suddenly give a long speech that usually results in rambling and repeating of nonsence.

I shall now tell you how awful rants are, they are the bain of humans. If rants were plentiful humans would become extinct! Extinct I say!! Humans also need to pick cherries with automated cherry pickers as this results in more plentiful harvests resulting in more people whos brains have been nourished by cherries and intelligent cherry nourished people are less likely to rant than those raised on blueberry farms, because they are subjected to blueberry fumes, and they are toxic, like non-toxic glue. Made of horse hooves. Horses can also help prevent rants as you cannot rant while riding a horse and you can't ride a horse if there aren't horses because they have all been made into non-toxic glue. Do you understand rants now?

by Caitlin April 1, 2005

Ranesha

Is quiet at first but can pop off at any time. Silent but deadly. Also makes for a great best friend.

"Ranesha where you come from"

by Wehere February 15, 2017

ranen

A man who chicks usually dig on, he also usually has a chiseled body and a perky ass.

Damn girl did you see that guy ranen? He is sooo sexy!!

by Jorge Blacky April 22, 2011

liberal rant

An ongoing far-left lecture by a mindless professor or teacher that cannot be objected to by a student for fear of receiving a bad grade. Lectures are generally spurred by a distraction and can last up to or over one hour. Almost always full of lies. NOTE: Rants would be appropriate if both sides of the argument were shown.

Teacher: So that is why this war and recession is all Bush's fault and he should have never declared war and spent so much money.

Student (In thought): Hey teacher, you liberal douchebag, the president can't declare war, and Democrats in Congress voted to go to war on terror along with Bush and the Republicans. When it proved costly, you and your lying party blamed only the Republicans. Bush also spent his money like your party (liberally), and was blamed by Democrats. Meanwhile, our inexperienced asshole of a president spent more money in his first year than any other president. COMBINED.

(Two Hours Later)

Student: Dude i just had to deal with a liberal rant for 2 hours.

Other Student: That sucks. I hate when misinformed professors brainwash our peers.

by Tommie Salami November 1, 2010

rangtang

When two guys ram their penises into one hole, be it the mouth, anus, or vagina.

Jimmy : Yo! Me n my boy Freddy are gonna rangtang yo mama's cunt!
Freddy : BIATCH!

by Wasted256 May 15, 2006

rant radio

The media underground. A community of like minded people.

Help rant radio take over the world.

by levi January 23, 2004

bitch-rant

When a woman bottles up all her anger and feelings and releases it all in one hostile, bitchy rant. (minimum minute-long)

You will find sweeping generalizations, distorted memories, and general drama.

-----Example-----
Illana: "Oscar, you never agree with me! Name one time when you fully agreed with me! Just one! Just now for example, when we were eating at Hibachi's..."
Oscar: (There is nothing I can do to stop this)
Bud 1: (Oscar deserves it)
Illana: "I try so hard to see your point of view! ... blah blah ... It's just ridiculous!

----Later----

Oscar: "I hate it when Illana goes on a bitch-rant
Bud 1: "I don't know man, you think it lasted for a minute?

by wise_observer September 23, 2009