Takes a woman to a hotel and lets her ride him on her rags, then walks around the rest of the stay with a red dick.
Great for Christmas **to the tune of Rudolph the red nose reindeer “Randolph the red dick fuck stick”
Great for Christmas **to the tune of Rudolph the red nose reindeer “Randolph the red dick fuck stick”
by RockinRachel December 14, 2023
Get the Dirty Randolph mug.The sexual act of feeding your lazy wife a high fibrous diet, collecting and freezing her scat, then fashioning the loosely phallic shaped object into a ribbed dildo.
The higher the fibre content, the veinier and with more sweet corn the mamba will be.
The Jewish skin flute is then forced back into the wife’s butt when she’s asleep. Extra points are given if the fabled DVDA is successfully administered.
The higher the fibre content, the veinier and with more sweet corn the mamba will be.
The Jewish skin flute is then forced back into the wife’s butt when she’s asleep. Extra points are given if the fabled DVDA is successfully administered.
Randolph: Honestly doctor, I’m not sure how my comatose wife ended up with so many rectal polyps!
All I did was give her The Polar Randolph and she was fine for a while. I was administering some amyl nitrite up her wizard’s sleeve for a bit so she could butt chug. Yes! That’s it. It must’ve been that that caused all those colon lesions.
Doctor: Thankyou for that frankly horrendous explanation. Anyway, the waiting police officer would like a word with you!
All I did was give her The Polar Randolph and she was fine for a while. I was administering some amyl nitrite up her wizard’s sleeve for a bit so she could butt chug. Yes! That’s it. It must’ve been that that caused all those colon lesions.
Doctor: Thankyou for that frankly horrendous explanation. Anyway, the waiting police officer would like a word with you!
by JesusBummedTrump December 26, 2022
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Boy: Hey have you heard of Randy? He is such a Randolphin
Boy 2: Yeah I heard he lives in Richland Center
Boy: Ugh what a fag
Boy 2: Yeah I heard he lives in Richland Center
Boy: Ugh what a fag
by Someguy475783 May 30, 2018
Get the Randolphin mug.The psychological condition which causes RTS players to complain bitterly should another player elect to choose "random" as their team prior to the match. Often results in phrases such as "Pick a real team" and "Random isn't realistic"
by Aquendwato May 19, 2007
Get the Randophobia mug.A big belly, bitch boy, no pussy gettin ass nigga. Usually has a small dick. And wtf kinda name is Randoph.
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Get the randolphness mug.A state of being where you find yourself in an questionable, unfamiliar, area realizing you are surrounded by randos.
The after-party was conducive to the randosphere environment.
I found myself in the randosphere after that Jeffrey Blunt.
I found myself in the randosphere after that Jeffrey Blunt.
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