ranch raccoon

A nickname used for whites people used by poc.

Those ranch raccoons never shut up

by FEiV December 3, 2020

Ranch Van

A large van that transports kids (mainly first nations) with shitty parents (usually drug and alcohol abusers) from group homes to participate in various activities such as swimming at the leisure center, shopping at the mall or grabbing food at 7-Eleven. Named for the Ranch Ehrlo Society in Saskatchewan.

I couldn't find parking at the local pool because of all the ranch vans.

by Joe Dirt SK69 March 23, 2022

ranch nigger

a faggot who does dumb ass shit

susan you’re a fucking ranch nigger

by bootydestroyer6969 November 18, 2017

ranch gang

Gang of Loomis kids who throw ragers, nibbas that get slumped get pumped wit ranch.

Who hosted that rager? Ranch gang did nibba

RANCH GANNNNGGGG

by Ranch gang August 17, 2017

Ranch Squatting

when one squirts ranch dressing into a girls vagina or a mans anus and they lay on the floor and allow the person to squat over their face, and squirt the ranch into their mouth.

duuude, did you just let that girl ranch squat you? HELL YEAH man, im a master ranch squatter i go ranch squatting all the time! :D

by Eva. gEt cRuNk. February 15, 2009

Ranch dressing

Makes salad worth eating

I love salad... Salad smothered in ranch dressing

by BillB8s December 24, 2013

ranch tooth

Much like a sweet tooth craves sweets, the ranch tooth craves Wendy's ranch chicken sandwiches. However this makes social situations awkward, as the foot-tall, hatted tooth is prone to shout out "RANCH!" in any situation.

Just tell your stupid ranch tooth to shut up!

by Jack September 5, 2005