Racoon Brain

The person implying they are forgetful and sometimes only thinking about food and sleep. Can also be another meaning for 'stupid' in a joking way.

Girl 1: Did you remember to do that thing I asked you to do?
Girl : *Long pause* ...I have racoon brain, sorry

OR

Guy: You know you could've just done a U-Turn?
Girl: ...Oh lol god damn it
Guy: Lol you have such a racoon brain.

by Izziloop March 26, 2023

Racoon Eyes

What Katsuki Bakugou Calls Mina Ashido in Bnha/Mha

Bakugo: "RACOON EYES GET OVER HERE"
Mina: "THATS NOT MY NAME!!!"

by Nova_B1tch May 27, 2021

Wet Racoon

as the guy is about to blow his load, he grabs the girls hair, jabs his dick into both her eye sockets, giving her blackeyes the next day, then blows the cum onto her face

that girl sucked so i wet racooned her

by lenda6669 July 7, 2009

Racoon eyes

When your girlfriend passes out and you dip your balls in chocolate pudding. Then place them on her eyes without her knowing.

I gave her a pair of racoon eyes after sex because she passed out.

by Sly Baloney January 22, 2017

racoon boy

A boy who has some crazy shit all over his head that makes him appear racoon like.

Look theres racoon boy

by JimmyC October 30, 2003

racoon eyes

a bitch with two black eyes

I gave the bitch racoon eyes, with my dick. :_) ^^

by Frank Eustace November 27, 2004

Racoon eyes

When your girlfriend passes out and you dip your balls in chocolate pudding. Then place them on her eyes without her knowing.

I gave her a pair of racoon eyes after sex because she passed out.

by Sly Baloney January 22, 2017