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I am a quablet
by karl with a q April 26, 2020
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qumble

Qumble is a word for when yours beans arent organized like they should. you're a simple civilin you want them stakced in rows but beans dont work like that.. they slide and slip and saunter and you just wish beans were different. but maybe its time to accept that beans have a mind of their own. so you qumble, and it's fine. the relaities of this world are unprecedented but perhaps this a reminder that beans should be left alone as they are. god i wish i was a bean. if you were small and werent human and didnt have to do dumb shit like buy $10 scratchy toilet paper from target, would u be a bean? i would i really think i would. i would sit in people's stomachs and broil and bubble and make them fart. and u know what? that would be enough fo rme. i'm tired of this earth, let me qumble, let me be a bean. im just crying about beans and you're not even gonna accept this definition into your esteemed vocabulary but thats okay, thats ur pregorgative. i just wish u have some good beans in the future, and that ur farts smell applicable to life of the beans. good day, bless bean.
if if qumble, then i qumble. huzzahs.
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Quebec Steamer

In the province of Quebec, Canada, on the eve of St. Jean-Baptiste Day, Francophone’s go to sleep hoping for a Quebec steamer.
The Quebec Steamer itself is a pile of cheese curds left on the chest of the sleeping francophone. It is delivered by the Jean Baptiste bunny.
Go to bed now or the Jean Baptiste Bunny won’t leave you any curds”
“Oh man, I’m so excited to get a Quebec Steamer tonight, those curds are always the best
by The Ol’ fromagerie June 1, 2022
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Quebcest

The incestuous relationships in a group of Quebeckers. Platonic or romantic, they are always connected and know of one another.
"Did you hear about Ginette and François? After she left Cédric, she started going out with his friend!"
"Aren't they all in the same friend group? That's some major Quebcest."
by crackergobbler February 18, 2023
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Québexico

A term used to describe the condition of hospitals, highways and universities in the french-canadian province of Quebec. More like Mexico than the rest of North-America (except maybe Louisiana)
When Corey and Trevor visited Québexico, they ate some bad poutine and he had to spend time in a Québexican hospital.
by Reggie Live December 14, 2008
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Quebequack

The annoying sound made by some Québécoise when they attempt to speak their mother tongue. Often reminiscent of the sound made by a duck in distress. Likely to be heard when younger French-Canadian women open their mouth to berate their boyfriends, demand welfare, complain about their menstrual cycle, profess they are natural and don't need makeup (when they do), or simply say anything in their uncomprehensible jargon which is 95% church-related obscenities.
FR: québécoin
Overheard: Colline Julie (quack) tsé là là (quack), mon chum là (quack), ch'u plus capable là (quack) y'é trop cool là (quack) il fait toujours ce que je lui demande là (quack) y'é cool en tabarnak là (quack) quack quack quack quack quack

Bystander: Holy shit, a flock of wild ducks! Oh nevermind, it's just some damn Quebequack bitch. Fuckin québéwhack.
by Skietmydeur March 9, 2013
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Qubble

Verb to Qubble

Derived from queef and bubble.

A queef (fanny fart) that forms a cum bubble after sex.
It was so gross when my girlfriend qubbled this morning.
by sexMASTA5000 February 20, 2010
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