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Patty Jack

A homeless man's dick jammed into a thong.
Yo...Look over there that homeless guy has a Patty Jack

holy shit dude, thats gross..
by Mr.Sark July 5, 2012
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Patti LuPwned

Being forcibly ejected from a theatre, concert hall, or arena for taking photos or video during a performance.

The term comes from an incident on 10 January 2008 when Patti LuPone stopped the performance of "Gypsy" to scold an audience member, then proceeded to have him removed from the theatre.
USHER: "Sir, I'm sorry but photography is not allowed in this theatre."
D-BAG: {click}
USHER: "Ok, sir, I'm sorry, but you are going to have to leave... now."
D-BAG'S FRIEND: "Dude, you just got Patti LuPwned!"
by Faderjockey January 25, 2009
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Patton

A fairly common last name with Scotch-Irish origins literally meaning "the superior family." People with this last name were revered endlessly and praised as "the smartest, most attractive, and most popular" in any group.
"Have you met that kid John? He's so cool you would think he was a Patton."
"He is!"
by JTP3XP December 3, 2007
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Pattern up

Fix up, sort yourself out
Stop acting like a paigon
by Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxooooooooo April 21, 2022
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Patty fingers

Becoming fresh with a woman inappropriately ,
But in context of another era when putting your arm around a girl whom you had just begun to court might be “too fresh”!
There will be no patty fingers on the first date with my daughter ... is that clear , Young Man?
Father to daughter ‘s first date at the front door
by Paddy Fingers May 13, 2018
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inverted sus patty

When a man tucks his ass into his balls and stands up, this creates a wormhole and the fabric of reality collapses in on itself.
Person 1: “Guys check out this sus patty.”
Person 2: “Nice, but have you seen an INVERTED sus patty? Check this shit.”
*Reality itself is destroyed*
by anonymous September 20, 2021
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holding pattern

Term used when in a club or bar when you want to talk to a girl, but looks like she has a bf or someone else waiting to talk to her.

You enter the holding pattern until either everyone around her goes away or you alter your destination somewhere else.
Dude 1: Hey dude, there's a pretty girl over there by the bar, but looks like she has a bf.

Dude 2: I'll enter a holding pattern until he pisses off.
by hawkini_mm March 26, 2010
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