Moishe had just climbed over the wall, and was sneaking up to an apricot tree when he heard the dreaded words, "Bite my nuts you moronic putz!"
He narrowly escaped, followed by a blast of rock salt.
He narrowly escaped, followed by a blast of rock salt.
by scodder May 28, 2010
Get the bite my nuts you moronic putzmug. This is the type of person who is an absolute retard (an absolute window licker) you know who you are
by Shithead Jones April 14, 2021
Get the Putzmug. (West Coast of US) an awkward, bumbling, ignorant person who doesn't know what he's/she's doing; similar to "dufus"
Look, those putzes could'nt figure out the weed whacker so they're out there trimming the grass with scissors!
by Rathanlor January 14, 2021
Get the Putzmug. That guy's a Putz
by Daily Zyzz May 10, 2022
Get the Putzmug. Brazilian slang. It does not mean anything alone, but when used in a sentence can mean "oh no!", "ops!", "omg!", etc.
Usually used when someone fucks something up by accident (or when anything slightly bad happens).
Not to be used in very serious situations, as it may be offensive.
The brazilian equivalent of "man, that sucks".
Usually used when someone fucks something up by accident (or when anything slightly bad happens).
Not to be used in very serious situations, as it may be offensive.
The brazilian equivalent of "man, that sucks".
"My computer crashed before I could save the essay I was writing yesterday!"
"Putz... Did you have to write it all again?"
"Putz... Did you have to write it all again?"
by kelparty October 13, 2021
Get the putzmug. That guy at the boat launch who seems to be able to back in, but always forgets the darn plug. He is lucky to have not sunk a boat completely.
by Chimp racing February 17, 2023
Get the Putzmug. A very,fresh,tight vagina.
by Mr.Sailboat April 29, 2006
Get the charp putzemug.