bite my nuts you moronic putz

"Bite my nuts you moronic putz," is an epithet used on people raiding apricot orchards in Israel.

Moishe had just climbed over the wall, and was sneaking up to an apricot tree when he heard the dreaded words, "Bite my nuts you moronic putz!"

He narrowly escaped, followed by a blast of rock salt.

by scodder May 28, 2010

Putz

Being absolutely jacked, probably benches 4 plates.

That guy's a Putz

by Daily Zyzz May 10, 2022

PUTZ

A TALL RED HEAD WHO BELIEVES CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND BELIEVES HE IS ALWAYS RIGHT

YOU ARE SUCH A PUTZ.

by BITE ME OPIE May 26, 2011

Putz muffin

A person who is way too fussy and takes way too long to perform a simple task causing others stress while waiting for said task to be finished.

I had to work with that putz muffin again!

by Hob knobber June 4, 2023

Putz

That guy at the boat launch who seems to be able to back in, but always forgets the darn plug. He is lucky to have not sunk a boat completely.

Look at that PUTZ. He has tried to sink his boat 3 times in one day.

by Chimp racing February 17, 2023

Putz

(West Coast of US) an awkward, bumbling, ignorant person who doesn't know what he's/she's doing; similar to "dufus"

Look, those putzes could'nt figure out the weed whacker so they're out there trimming the grass with scissors!

by Rathanlor January 14, 2021

Putz muffin

A person who takes too long and is too fussy with insignificant details while performing a task thereby stressing out coworkers or the person waiting for completion of the task.

I had to work with that f'n putz muffin again!

by Hob knobber June 4, 2023