bite my nuts you moronic putz

"Bite my nuts you moronic putz," is an epithet used on people raiding apricot orchards in Israel.

Moishe had just climbed over the wall, and was sneaking up to an apricot tree when he heard the dreaded words, "Bite my nuts you moronic putz!"

He narrowly escaped, followed by a blast of rock salt.

by scodder May 28, 2010

PUTZ

A TALL RED HEAD WHO BELIEVES CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND BELIEVES HE IS ALWAYS RIGHT

YOU ARE SUCH A PUTZ.

by BITE ME OPIE May 26, 2011

charp putze

A very,fresh,tight vagina.

Damn,that virgin has a charp putze!

by Mr.Sailboat April 29, 2006

Putz

Anyone over the age of 30 that still lives with their parents and sponges off everybody daily. Has no shame in scabbing through life and has no ambition to ever get a job or do anything for that matter. The highlight of a Putz's day is rubbing one out and waiting for the neighbour to get home to scab a ciggarette. A burden on the world

That useless cunt does nothing all day the fucking Putz

by Irootedyamum July 4, 2019

Putz

Justin Trudeau

That guy running our country is such a Putz!

by RosieeeeeG March 22, 2020

putz

Brazilian slang. It does not mean anything alone, but when used in a sentence can mean "oh no!", "ops!", "omg!", etc.
Usually used when someone fucks something up by accident (or when anything slightly bad happens).
Not to be used in very serious situations, as it may be offensive.
The brazilian equivalent of "man, that sucks".

"My computer crashed before I could save the essay I was writing yesterday!"
"Putz... Did you have to write it all again?"

by kelparty October 13, 2021

Putz

That guy at the boat launch who seems to be able to back in, but always forgets the darn plug. He is lucky to have not sunk a boat completely.

Look at that PUTZ. He has tried to sink his boat 3 times in one day.

by Chimp racing February 17, 2023