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Pastafucker

A word to describe someone having an intimate relationship with pasta or one who enjoys pasta. Most commonly used by small Italians when talking to a German, as the Italian probably doesn't even know what 'fuck' means.
Feliciano: veh~ Pastafucker, I'm hungry. Can we have pasta?

Ludwig: Nein. And don't use words you don't know.
by They see me scrollin' on Tumbr November 3, 2012
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pastaholic

One addicted to pasta. Obsessed with carbs. Wants to eat pasta all day, every day.
Menu for the week of a Pastaholic:
Monday - Pasta with red sauce
Tuesday - Pasta with vodka sauce
Wednesday - Pasta with just vodka
Thursday - Pasta with butter and cheese
Friday - Pasta with chicken
Saturday - Pasta with shrimp
Sunday - Pasta with red sauce...
by chefstef March 2, 2014
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Pistachio Friend

Lifestyle friends that you don't necessarily have sex with. They may have been vanilla friends first or lifestyle friends that enjoy each other's company, but are not sexually attracted to each other or don't want to have sex with each other for some reason
They are more than my vanilla friends, but not my chocolate friends; they are pistachio friends.
by Bikamasutracouple January 20, 2019
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Pastafarian

A pastafarian is a person dedicated to The Flying Spaghetti Monster and His Noodly Appendages. Ramen
Pastafarians are great.
by amouna2 May 6, 2019
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Hand-pasta

Unsauced pasta, eaten for convenience with the hands, either before or after a drinking session.
Dmitri: Is there any hand-pasta left, I'm starving.
Tony: Yeah, it's over there in the strainer.
by Percy Flage February 3, 2013
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Red Pasta Party

When you have sex with an Italian girl, that happens to be on her period.
“I almost had sex with Theresa last night but once she took the tampon out it was a real Red Pasta Party
by cousinvinnie1963 July 13, 2020
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mother's pasta

when something is so good that it brings you back to your childhood
The pirate booty was almost as good as mother's pasta.

Marly's dance was like mother's pasta.
by toastwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa April 29, 2019
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