puppy test

When a woman uses a puppy to decide whether her boyfriend would be a good father. She is looking for how he attends to the vulnerable and cute creature.

Ann: "How did Mike do on the puppy test?"

Sally: "Great! He looked after and spent time with the pup. I think he'll make a wonderful daddy."

by yes juanito yes September 26, 2014

washin the puppy

while havin anal sex with a women you place your testicles in her vagina - it is as hard as trying to keep a young dog in the bathtub.

we were havin a good time til i started washin the puppy.

by jonnie z October 29, 2003

PurdyPorn

Anything that is porn and Ashley Purdy (from Black Veil Brides) related

You can deffinitly tell thats Ashley's mirror...PurdyPorn!!!!!!

by KaytieStarzz January 16, 2011

Purpafiliacida

A random-ass disease you *think* you have after 500 previous searches about your symptoms, even though theres nothing to worry about

“....i dont have alotta time left bro, i got type 8 purpafiliacida”

by Kabansod44 February 19, 2021

Pumpy Pants

When your pants fit too tight and they collect fart gas.

Oh my pumpy pants are going to explode they're so full of gas!

by Futsi Bear May 25, 2021

Purpfit

A purple outfit, the word made famous by acclaimed artist “BZA”. Since purple is the best colour, purple clothes are the best clothes. As a man, you will get many of the bitches wearing a purpfit.

Woahhhh… Look at BZA’s purpfit, hes so purpfect💜💜.

by bzaniss May 29, 2022

ass puppy

A person who always follows someone around, sort of like an attempt to be cool.

Joe is Steve's ass puppy

by Jack Holf December 29, 2005