Status-Quo Purity

The aggressive policing of any deviation from established norms and traditions, punishing even mild reforms as contaminating a supposedly pristine, stable system. This goes beyond resistance to change; it's an active crusade to purge "impure" elements—be it new cultural ideas, technologies, or social roles—to maintain a frozen, idealized version of the past. The goal is a museum-diorama society, sterilized of dynamism.

*Example: "The neighborhood association was a cult of status-quo purity. They fined a homeowner for a non-beige mailbox, fought a new bike lane as a 'moral decay vector,' and demanded the book club remove a novel published after 1995. Their mission wasn't stability; it was the militant preservation of a specific, curated year no one actually lived in."*

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Anti-Pseudoscience Purity

The obsessive enforcement of ideological conformity within communities that claim to champion "science and reason." It involves purging members, silencing discussions, or ostracizing individuals who engage with ideas labeled "pseudoscientific," even tangentially or critically. This purity spiral values rhetorical and tribal cleanliness over genuine intellectual rigor. It creates echo chambers where the primary activity is not exploring truth, but performing one's allegiance by correctly identifying and shunning the "contaminated" other. Debate is replaced by excommunication.

Example: "The skeptic forum descended into anti-pseudoscience purity. A moderator was doxxed and expelled for the crime of attending a public lecture on the history of alchemy—not to believe it, but to understand its historical context. The ruling clique declared, 'Engagement with the topic is contamination. True skeptics must maintain purity of contact.' Their community became a sterile lab where no actual thinking, only ritualized disdain, was allowed."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Olivia’s Johnson’s rice purity test

3

Yo I got Olivia’s Johnson’s rice purity test score

OMG YOU GOT A THREE

by Whiggatrigga February 23, 2023

puriteen

A (almost always) young person on the internet who thinks that the internet has to conform to being entirely sfw, and puts all of their time and energy into attempting to police art and media for any remote depiction of sexuality they personally disagree with. They are often seen screaming in comments sections and making personal attacks against nsfw artists over a drawing, when their anger would be better directed towards real people who genuinely advocate for harmful behavior.
Keep in mind, immature adults can also have the mentality of a child and fit this definition.

Puriteen: "OMG THIS DRAWING IS SO PROBLEMATIC DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT RIGHT NOW. EVERYONE ATTACK THIS PERSON!"
Rational adult: "My account says it's 18+. You're not even supposed to be here, you weird puriteen."

by gulk October 28, 2023

Purrty

A silly way of saying "Pretty," especially when pretending to be southern or have an accent.

Wow, you're so purrty.

by Purrvy June 3, 2014

Pubity

The Instagram username of a meme account that can’t spell the word ‘puberty’.

“Hey did you see that post by pubity the other day?”

by Anonymous5465113075 December 24, 2018

sock parity

That exalted state of harmony in which all the residents of your sock drawer have a mate.

Now that another one of the blue socks has kicked the bucket, we are back at sock parity!

by neatnate September 3, 2013