Unexpectedness

The fact of catching someone unexpectedly, with something unexpected

His surprise caught me by unexpectedness

by Jjshdhsjwks June 26, 2023

Unexpectedly Fisted

An alliance with a very sore arse

I was enjoying my feast when MN unexpectedly fisted me.

by WAF 714 August 8, 2024

unexpected Coldplay

When you are surprised Coldplay cracks your top 5 artists on Spotify wrapped.

There was unexpected Coldplay in my Spotify listening history in 2023.

by Glueyvitamin69 December 4, 2024

An Unexpected Delivery

When you get a box or package delivered to your doorstep that contains multiple used condoms, and a piece of paper on which a woman had her period on.

The unidentified package that arrived at the white house on January 5th, 1997 was "An Unexpected Delivery".

by Mr. Twister and a Side Salad October 21, 2011

surprised/unexpected reaction

When you receive a text you weren't expecting, you have questions but dont want to directly ask them. You know what other person meant but youre surprised

*Have been texting for a while now..*
Guy: You're soo weird
Girl: uhh thanks?
Guy: In a good way you're unlike any other girl..:)
Girl: :)
Guy: :* (guy feels like if in person, he would make a move and kisses her)
Girl: ?.? (girl is surprised guy text kisses her , surprised/unexpected reaction , like WTF just happened)
Guy: :3 (Guy happy she was surprised)

by LolaBob December 4, 2012

the unexpected eagle

As you are about to "bust" in your girl, pull out and proceed to do a jump over her while busting and screaming like an eagle. Warning, landing is crucial to succeed

I did the unexpected eagle on my girl last night, now my back hurts because i didn't manage to stick the landing.

by Moglisid December 28, 2017