muff pumper

a male who engages in vaginal sex with a female.

Whats a muff pumper?

A muff's a pussy, and I pump them!

by ThaRealRickJames July 25, 2008

Possy Pumper

A rare and highly sought after aftermarket mod for cars which adds anywhere from 100-700 HP depending on number used (i.e. Single, Dual, Quadratic). Also see Tally Pipe

Dude my car hauls ass with it's new Quadratic Possy Pumpers and Dual Tally Pipes.

by MVC March 19, 2003

Monkey Pumper

one who masturbates; one who jerks off; one who chokes one's chicken; one who strokes one's cork while massaging one's grapes

Employee1: Man, why is the boss such a jerk?!
Employee2: Ah, don't worry dude, he's just busin' your balls cause he's a monkey pumper.

by Drjerkle September 22, 2009

Triscuit Pumper

When your girls snack'in and starts pump'n the box of Triscuits between her legs.

Julie's such a Triscuit Pumper. After burning a bowl she got the munchies and starting humping the box.

by PumpMonkey July 29, 2011

Pumper Slug

A real firefighter. The only kind that ride Pumpers (engines) and put out the fires. Not a truckie.

Have you ever seen a truckie actually put out a fire? No, because that's the pumper slugs job. The truckies just stand around flexing for the camera.

by The hoseman July 28, 2011

Peeler Pumper

Someone who dates or is dating a stripper.

Mike is a peeler pumper

by Netropolis March 18, 2019

Proton Pumper

One who proton pumps

Omg Denis I had no idea Devon was a proton pumper

by PumpMASTER3000 October 12, 2021