Puma, not a big cat, but actually stands for Possibly the Ugliest Motherfucker Alive. Used to describe both males and females, it is a derogatory term.
by Zach Car August 14, 2007
PUMA is the name of a political action committee (and the supporters thereof) formed to protest the selection of Barack Obama for the Democratic Party's 2008 presidential nomination, preferring Hillary Clinton as a candidate. PUMA stands alternatively for "People United Means Action" and "Party Unity My Ass!"
by JoyMama August 26, 2008
by SMJ and EGM December 17, 2008
by secretivee December 23, 2008
When a woman reaches an age where she is no longer a Baby Panther, yet still prefers gentlemen who are at least 10 years older than her, and not for their money or security.
A hallmark of a Puma is the woman who found older men attractive from about age 13-14, and continued this preference throughout her teens and early twenties. By age 25, she is no longer considered a "Baby Panther", yet she is no Cougar either.
A hallmark of a Puma is the woman who found older men attractive from about age 13-14, and continued this preference throughout her teens and early twenties. By age 25, she is no longer considered a "Baby Panther", yet she is no Cougar either.
Person A: "Christoph Waltz is so gorgeous!"
Person B: "Come on, he's 54 years old!"
Person A: "So? I'm 30!"
Person B: "That's still 24 years difference! He could have fathered you."
Person A: "Your point being? I'm a Puma."
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Person C: "OHMYGODLOL!!!!!! CHRISTOPH I LOVE YOU!! AGE DOESN'T MATTER, I'M TURNING 18 IN NINE MONTHS!!!!!"
Person A: "Child, move your slut ass."
Person C: "Liek OMG! I'm a BABY PANTHER and I'm SEXAY! What would he want with your old ass?"
Person A: "I'm sure, given the choice, he'd prefer to talk to someone whose cultural point of reference isn't limited Jersey Shore, and who read books before Harry Potter and Twilight."
Person C: "OMG YOU WATCH JERSEY SHORE? I LOVE SNOOKI!"
Person A: ".... Here's the newest Pokemon game for the DSi...."
Person C: "OMG! MUDKIPS!" *runs off*
Person B: "Come on, he's 54 years old!"
Person A: "So? I'm 30!"
Person B: "That's still 24 years difference! He could have fathered you."
Person A: "Your point being? I'm a Puma."
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Person C: "OHMYGODLOL!!!!!! CHRISTOPH I LOVE YOU!! AGE DOESN'T MATTER, I'M TURNING 18 IN NINE MONTHS!!!!!"
Person A: "Child, move your slut ass."
Person C: "Liek OMG! I'm a BABY PANTHER and I'm SEXAY! What would he want with your old ass?"
Person A: "I'm sure, given the choice, he'd prefer to talk to someone whose cultural point of reference isn't limited Jersey Shore, and who read books before Harry Potter and Twilight."
Person C: "OMG YOU WATCH JERSEY SHORE? I LOVE SNOOKI!"
Person A: ".... Here's the newest Pokemon game for the DSi...."
Person C: "OMG! MUDKIPS!" *runs off*
by xx_yummyscrummy_xx October 29, 2010
You use this term when somebody makes a spelling mistake, this started when we found out a bad speller had the worst trainers in history. Hilarity surely ensued.
by Rooisgay April 28, 2005
Not just the plural form of a dangerous feline. The term 'pumas' can be used to indicate someone's illiteracy, poor spelling and poor typing.
by Lord Arael of Black Wood May 2, 2005