twist a puddle 

the act of smoking methamphetamine through a glass pipe. the term comes from the motion that you use to heat up and melt down the rock/crystal of meth without causing it to burn.

whatcha up to right now? as far as me, i'm about to go twist a puddle.

twist a puddle by sindred January 20, 2010

cuddle puddle 

A group of people cuddling en masse, usually to comfort each other or express mutual friendship. Sometimes associated with raves and use of the drug Ecstasy; however, G-rated cuddle puddles can form in other situations.

Lisa's friends offered her so many hugs that everyone formed a cuddle puddle in the den.

cuddle puddle by Ingeborg S. Nordén May 13, 2006

lithuanian love puddle 

The Lithuanian Love Puddle is where you have sex with a woman and she leaves a really big wet patch, like bigger than normal. It's called 'Lithuanian' because women from that region love sex, any way, anytime, in any hole and usually leave a massive wet patch behind!

Sammy, I took that girl I met back to my place last night and I ended up giving her the love thrust whilst she was sitting on my kitchen bench. Anyway the next morning I got up and she had left a "Lithuanian Love Puddle" all over the kitchen floor. Lucky I cleaned it up before the dog did hey!

lithuanian love puddle by JohnnyBad October 28, 2013

Puddlejumper 

A small prop-jet that is usually used to cover short distances but which also scares the shit out of you because of all the extra turbulence that comes with it.

When we switched planes in Atlanta they gave us a puddlejumper down to Daytona and I barfed all over K-Fed who was seated in front of me.

Puddlejumper by C. Griffin November 8, 2007

Puddle of Fuck 

1. A puddle of semen.
2. One who is rather large and acting like an asshole.
3. A piece of shit.

"That guy just cut me off, what a Puddle of Fuck!!!"

Puddle of Fuck by WTFIceman July 26, 2008

puddle up 

To puddle up is when a person puts a hit of crystal meth into a pipe for smoking. When they heat up the pipe the meth melts and forms into a puddle.

"Hey before we head to the club, I need to puddle up"

puddle up by dj shiva August 7, 2007

pud puddle 

The act of pulling out and cumming in a belly button.

Dude did you see that belly button. I'd pud puddle that booty sex

pud puddle by SAFTB2 June 10, 2017