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Psychology

It's an interesting class to take for a semester, but anyone that majors in it is really just trying to figure themselves out. All the people with psych degrees are usually the most messed up, they think the more they learn the more they might figure out their own problems. Then they graduate, and tell other people whats wrong with them...it's healthy, I swear
Jack: How is your semester going?
Jill: It's so stressful, I have started throwing up all my food again, and I hate my family, and I hear voices, and I think I might have the ugliest nose on the continental United States.
Jack: What's your major?
Jill: Psychology! I'm going to help people someday!
by Updawg November 8, 2006
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psychological inbreeding

Groups of people who conspire to believe in the same myths.
There's an awful lot of psychological inbreeding going on over at /r/conspiracy.
by Professor Duskull July 5, 2017
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psychodogical

An awesome mixture of the words logical and psychedelic that is generally used to describe something that is so logical that it is cool. This word came to be one day when someone who had untidy handwriting attempted to write the word Psychological. Unfortunately they put the O and the L too close together, making it look like a D, thus bringing the awesome power of the word Psychodigical to the world.
Einstein: OH YEAH! E=mc2!!!
Bob: HOORAY! Thats psychodogical.
by Mr Ziggles May 19, 2008
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Psychologized

To trick or scam someone into doing something they would not normally do without suggestive coaxing. Similar to reverse psychology but way more gangster and condescending.
I just psychologized you into giving me your pizza cuz I told you you were fat.
by LS3(A-DUB) November 16, 2011
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Experimental Psychology

A statistics course under a slightly less repulsive name. Often taught by uptight professors who make it impossible to pass.
Person 1: Dang, I have a test in experimental psychology today

Person 2: What's experimental psychology? sounds interesting.

Person 1: It's statistics.

Person 2: Oh, nevermind
by psycmajor10 March 26, 2009
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Gangster Psychology

Psychologically speaking, schizophrenia isn't real. (Pick up line)

Interesting

Anyways, wtf's up. I bet all of you randoms have been fucked up since childhood...

That was an ultimate catfish, the silence was golden.

Look, I just got initiated into every gang this year.(fuck 2020 bros)

Look what's the definition of Guirella Warfare backwards. (Obviously)

Can you imagine how I've pissed all the wrong people off? I was like fuck Schizophrenia bro.

(Are you starting to get Gangster Psychology?)

Cause Astrologically speaking I'm an Aries & I'm #1 bros.

As in: I come before thee, biblically speaking.

Side note: Did you know that a common modern day parable is a metaphor using an English narrative like a simile for similarity, Literally? (I have you fucked up if you don't know Native English, 'statistically the most common global language,' Theology & Psychology, scientifically speaking.)

Cause I'm a fucking Gangster bitch. & they all have me absolutely fucked up on that one, Anonymously.

I would update your processing if you don't know who Anonymous is btw. (Youtube that shit, fuck Google temporarily.)

Anyways, I just somehow know I produced massive incoming damage. (Next Level that shit.)

Anyways, as an example, I invented Gangster Psychology. I'm fucking Captain Anonymous very fucking obviously. (Incoming Damage)

Ultimate Cliffhanger. (End Narrative)

Ps: What's a Gangster Disciple?
Wtf <---(Ultimate Catphishing=Gangster Psychology'.)
Do you not know Gangster Psychology bro? Wtf's your problem?
by WreckingGirl December 1, 2020
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Psychology

Hi, I am Psychology!
by AuntyPunjab June 19, 2020
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