trotting pneunomonia

When you cough so hard you shit your pants.

Dan had to leave work to change his underwear when a bad case of trotting pneunomonia set in.

by bowhunter5000 November 9, 2012

pseudohomosexuality

the act of acting gay with friends. usually spoken with a lot of lisp

so, I don't know, maybe we could just have some buttsex and then cuddle.

that is pseudohomosexuality

by matt w l May 28, 2007

pseudomarried

living with your baby daddy or boyfriend as a married yet independent from each other couple.

"Hey Maria, you're still single right?" "No Ron, I'm pseudomarried."

by Sinnamon February 23, 2009

Pseudomuse

(sood-oh-meoos) n.

Translates directly to Fake Inspiration. Pseudomuse is the word used to describe a hipster, wannabe or poser. A pseudomuse is a person who claims to see something bigger than it really is, when really it's all a bunch of crap. The person has a fake inspiration.

Pseudomuse is also a word used to describe a thing someone claims to believe in. An attention whore who claims to love Jesus, is a pseudomuse who uses Jesus as a pseudomuse.

Commonly used as an alternate word for 'hipster' as the term has become too mainstream.

God, Stacey's such a freaking pseudomuse. Jesus doesn't love her, she's a whore.

by ItsOmarGuys November 7, 2011

pseudointellectual

The label applied to anyone who says something you don't understand.

He studies just to make his pseudointellectual banter harder for me to understand.

by Dr John July 19, 2012

Pseudocoup

A dark basement where liberals an pink/blue haired deranged men an women perform S&M an other sexually deviant practices on each other.

The disgusting things that have gone on in those pseudocoups in San Francisco an Seattle would hairlip the pope.

by yotaterds January 12, 2021

cassowary pseudopenis

The reason why I am sticky

Why am I sticky; cassowary pseudopenis.

by StickyCassowary69 May 15, 2019