blumpkin by proxy

Where you are taking a dump, spanking the monkey, and having phone sex with another individual.

I couldn't get her to come over last night so I had to call her and get a blumpkin by proxy.

by bigassblackguy October 17, 2006

Proxy Embarrassment

Empathetic embarrassment felt for the sake of another who is incapable of shame or unaware that they should feel shame.

Seeing that guy dance sets my proxy embarrassment off.

Whenever Glenn Beck has a freakout on TV, I feel proxy embarrassment.

Even though she tries hard, I can't listen to her singing without it setting off my proxy embarrassment.

by Bellingson February 24, 2010

titillation by proxy

How tweens and preteens like to get their titillation.

Some tweens crave titillation, but wouldn't dare to do anything risqué with their own bodies, so they'll wait until there's a lot of people and pants someone else.

by FridgeRaider December 14, 2004

Buttmunchausen by Proxy

A mental disorder in which a person repeatedly and deliberately tries to gain sympathy for fake problems with a friend or loved one's butt.

David's roommate didn't sit on a nail, he's just back on his Buttmunchausen by Proxy bullshit.

by DoogieMcButtButt February 13, 2020

slender proxy

Where people believe in slender man and try to more or less be his minions.

Being a Slender proxy means being someone who has smoked way too much damn weed and or other drugs.

by Zerogoose July 26, 2017

ferocity by proxy

A (habitual) condition in which a person is angered vicariously through another's unfavorable situation. Oftentimes, the person with the condition completely absorbs the situation as his/her own.

Don't let James find out that your girlfriend is cheating on you, he suffers from ferocity by proxy. He will kill her!

by Prof. Kyle January 27, 2011

exhibitionist-by-proxy

A Kink

When a husband, wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, or any romantic partner gets off exposing their partner, or any one private part of their body naked to friends.

example, pulling the strings on your wifes bikini while she is asleep on the beach, then startle her when someone goes by.

Alternative Kink included would be Flashing by Proxy

My husband is a exhibitionist-by-proxy, he gets off showing me topless or flashing me totally naked to his friends and sometimes a stranger.

by kinksearcher March 18, 2020