awareness promoter

A pejorative term for leftist hippy freaks that don't do anything but whine. They live to promote awareness for stupid shit that nobody gives a shit about like civil liberties of manatees and preservation of indigenous rocks of the rainforests.

fred: "What are those awareness promoters doing over there?"
Rynaldo: "They're having a candle light vigil in memory of my salad"

Josh: "Hey V, how's that new chick you're going out with?"

V: "She's hot, but she's an awareness promoter. I keep trying to get her to blow me, but she won't shut up about the carbon emissions of frogs long enough for me to shove my cock down her throat."

by fred_berg December 18, 2009

Facebook Promoter

Is a person that isn't a real club promoter but enjoys facebook inviting his friends to events for local parties at clubs or houses. He uses facebook because he or she is to poor to pay flyers and radio like a real promoter would do. This person is probably unemployed and thinks that doing this will make him big but really its just a hobbie. This person is probably your local celeb that thinks he is big time because he wears the same rocawear shirt to all the partys.

Man that nigga jake is just a facebook promoter, his partys are flop city all the way, im going to the young jeezy banger instead.

by Nikeman09 February 26, 2010

prototype

Something which at it's current stage has been screwed up by developers and cannot yet be used by the general public

Holden Engineer: This car isn't safe.. I'm calling it a prototype.

by Santa(Ace) July 19, 2005

Protosexual

Protosexuality is where you clone yourself, get yourself or your clone to get a sex change, and then have sex with the clone.

Guy 1: Go fuck yourself!
Guy 2: Give me a clone and a sex change and I will!
Guy 1: What the hell are you?! Gay?!
Guy 2: No, a protosexual and I am proud!

by Hlasd October 15, 2010

Uninstall Protogen Day

On March 28th, you're aloud to unistall system32 on any protogen and they CANNOT do anything about it.

Oh hey, it's Uninstall Protogen Day! Time to go ruin someone's toaster!

by Talan122 November 23, 2021

Proote

A word created by BW TacoMan meaning to reject a superior's ideals and promote those of Chuck Norris.

Lee decided to proote when Hector began abusing his powers.

by Chucky o Rama! May 17, 2010

Prototrash

Something that you don't want to throw out yet, but you know you'll throw out eventually - for example, unread mail, not-quite-empty food containers, etm.

Alternative form: protogarbage

Warning: Today's prototrash is next month's paleotrash!

Can I throw out this stack of mail?

Not yet - it's not stuff I want to keep, but until I go through it it's still prototrash.

by Nerdlebub February 19, 2011