proctogenarian

proctologist- someone who treats ass holes all day.
octogenarian- someone who is 80 years old.
"Proctogenarian"- an 80 year old ass hole.

Maynard was running around the house in his speedo yelling
'Michael Flatley!!', practicing his RiverDance routine. Mildred just thought he was acting like a "proctogenarian".

by Tim Johnides July 16, 2008

Photogenic Vagina

In photography, when a vagina looks better through a photograph than in real life.

Or a vagina so perfect looking, it should be in the magazines.

Or, when a woman carries herself with so much class and elegance, it can be said that she could have a photogenic vagina.

James: Wow, look at that beautiful women, as she walks across the room with so much class and elegance.

Rob: Yeah, bet you she's got PV (Photogenic Vagina)!

by Dali103071 May 15, 2013

Photogenic

A compact way of saying "you're fugly in reality, but darn in pictures you look good!"

Daft #1: you're so photogenic man!
Daft #2: asshole!

by youngstudd January 22, 2011

Photogenticity

Authentically photogenic.

My budz thought I was dishin' BS when I claimed to have made the cut as a male hair model. The bitchin' webmistress editor of the mag posted my shoot on the site validating my photogenticity.

by Chezwick February 15, 2006

photogenic

a person who looks good in pictures but not in real life.

she was very photogenic.

by Afireinsidethedarkness October 17, 2004

Photogenicity

Only a few lucky souls are born with photogenicity. Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris) of the T.V. show How I Met Your Mother, is the best living example of photogenicity. Those who possess photogenicity will never look bad in a photo no matter what the circumstance. A study shows that certain names are linked to the photogenicity gene. The results show that males subjects named Daniel and female subjects named Madeline are most likely to have photogenicity (lucky ducks). Those born without photogenicity must succumb to popular exercises such as saying "cheese", or uncomfortable laugh before the picture is taken, in a futile attempt to look good in the photo. Individuals with photogenicity have the edge against other in their social lives because those who do not know them will instantly believe they were angels sent from heaven after briefly scanning their Facebook or other social websites involving photos of themselves.

Everybody thinks you are a hot piece of ass, you must have vast amounts of photogenicity.

Damn Neil Patrick Harris, due to your photogenicity, I can never take a bad photo of you. Why do you have to be so perfect? Marry me?

by boogiemansam June 15, 2014

protogen

A toaster. mainly 70% fluff, 20% steel, and 10% flesh. I am a protogen, so I can toast your bread. all you got to do is give me Ur bread then I will shove it in in my chest, my chest has a built-in bread warmer like all protogens; hence, that's how they get called toasters. (NOT SEXUAL YOU FUCKWAD PERVERT). Anyways, a deeper definition:

A species of furry in the fandom. Most fuck animals and that's not ok. but some of them are nice. They are humanoid robots, mainly dragons or cats. I am a rare protogen, for I am a Kitsune combined with cat. Also, some of them are intellectuals. I am a virgin and want to stay a virgin. (Fuck you perverted ass furries.) I will tell you the protogen lore now. READ: (protogens, obviously the humanoid fur-bots, have been around since 2010. They were created to all jobs their masters are unable to do. and if they die, you can replace them. They are bioengineered and made humanoid by converting their DNA)

protogen store employee: hi what protogen do u want
you: this one
PSE: ok that will be 1000 USD please.
*Pays the Protogen store employee*
*Goes to house*
you: oh boy, a helper
*Opens box, to find a robotic fluff-ball. *
*turns it on*
Protogen: h0i
protogen: wh0 are y0u??
you: uhm, go pick up that box randomly laying around
protogen: 0k
(4 seconds later)
protogen: here is y0ur b0x, mast0r
you: thanks
(PROTOGEN)

by Gomazi the robot June 15, 2022