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Proto Hipster

People who think they're ahead of the trend curve but really are just full of themselves and annoying.
"look at that proto hipster, he thinks he's the first one to wear skinny jeans!"
by RAWRLICIOUS206 March 5, 2009
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proto-mullet

The mullet being an intelligent (but simple) life-form, a proto-mullet is a very simple (protean) mullet.
Paul Weller circa 1978
Paul Gray (Eddie & the Hotrods) circa 1977
by Ruggles Rugulatum November 11, 2003
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Proto-Dyke

Usually found in pairs, proto-dykes are a pair of female friends (usually teenagers) who are so close, their friendship verges on being a lesbian relationship, but in most cases without any sexual element.

In most cases, these girls will grow up to be completely heterosexual (though some will become lesbian or bisexual)
Did you see Helen and Jane back there? They such proto-dykes, they're practically lesbians.
by Twisted Smile April 28, 2010
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Proto-cougar

That one middle or high school chick who just can't WAIT to come and give a lucky 12 year old boy his first bj or handjob
Little Joey got a bit more help than he bargained for when his parents paid Kathy to help him with his homework. She'll make a fine cougar one day, but she's a bit young for that. Proto-cougar?
by GULLYMAN April 3, 2011
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Proto-Flaggin

1:Putting TV's in your car such that only the people in the car behind yours can see the TV
2:Showing Off in any manner
"Look at that mustang up there! dude is proto-flaggin."

"Look at that jit, he just proto-flaggin"
by WillieD1114 January 18, 2009
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proto-meat

Edible animal products that under natural circumstances would become meat through animal young but not requiring the immediate demise of an animal such as unfertilized eggs and dairy products. The "lacto-ovo" of lacto-ovo vegetarian.
Proto-meat vegetarians eat unfertilized eggs and dairy products.
by Man on Mountain September 4, 2010
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proto-thrash metal

What lead to thrash metal. Proto-Thrash is the majority of metal acts of the 70s and early 80s. It takes inspiration from Blues, Jazz, and Prog Rock
proto-thrash metal bands include Black Sabbath, Heart, Jethro Tull, and Kiss.
by Tyler Stinson June 27, 2019
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