pretendtious

acting like you have money and status only because you are hanging out with people who do

Steve was all pretenDtious when he sailed with his rich friend the other day, he wore a blazer and acted like he was all that. What a douchebag.

by ciao boxer September 11, 2011

pretentious

What all men from Texas assume all women from SoCal are.

I think you're pretentious simply because your area code is 949, even if you're the most down-to-earth person I'll ever know.

by illxnvrxtell March 14, 2011

Pretentious

A word that douchebags use all the time in an attempt to sound intelligent. Usually the subject that the douchebag is using the word, "pretentious" against will have you asking yourself if they even know what the word means.

Douchebag: "I think that, "(Insert a name of a good show here)" is pretentious and overrated!"
Normal Person: "I really just think that the writers are just trying to entertain an audience, why exactly is it pretentious?
Douchebag: "(Couldn't Answer)"

by Dick Of Dastardly Deeds November 18, 2013

POTENTIOUS

making claim to or creating an appearance of (often undeserved) importance or distinction

Look at that 'POTENTIOUS' cunt, bet he Djs in milk...

by Milk_ May 29, 2004

pretentious

1) Trying to act smarter, more professional or generally better than one actually is; delusional of grandeur

2) See "Green Day"

1) You wanna learn Japanese? Don't be so pretentious!
What's with these crappy photographs? You're so pretentious!

2) "Punk rock is a harsh music"? Geez, quit bein' so pretentious guys.

by Psi December 18, 2005

pretentious

All British people in the world, ever.

Look at me, I'm from England, I use words like whilst and put the letter "U" in unnecessary places! I'm such a pretentious cunt!

by Ryuichi Sakamoto October 10, 2006

prutentious

A person whose personality is a mixture of prudish and pretentious behaviors. Often considered "elitist" or "snobby," with a generally judgmental response to sexually open dialog.

We never feel comfortable being as open as we normally are around Geoff, everything is taboo, and he's sort of prutentious.

by Pnut10 June 14, 2009