Prostitute State

A state that lowers its living standards to attract business

“Texas has totally become a prostitute state. They have lowered their environmental standards so far that coal dust is killing the trees there.”

by abe_froman_was_here May 5, 2011

Prosciutto

Dry-ish sweet tasting ham from Italy. Very thinly sliced and it tastes AWESOME. There doesn't seem to be enough of it.

I want some prosciutto in my sandwich.

by DarkyFish November 2, 2013

Team Prostock

A group of degenerate, retarded, unskilled tradesman who only work Tuesdays thru Wednesdays between the hours of 945am to 1137 am working with only the the least functioning of tools known to man. Stupidity is a common theme. Often getting by on sure luck. Normal lead by a king of the stupid thing they are getting over on everyone.

Team Prostock is at it again, three weeks to install the trim in one room.

Sorry buddy, your stuck with team prostock.

Who did you piss off to get stuck with team prostock

by 7mary3 September 18, 2014

Prostitution Whore

A jack of all trades type of whore.

One that offers her used up body for money & coke.

Sleeps around with married men
Strips and does phone sex to support her coke habit inbetween men
Gets engaged often (more than 5 times)

Has sex with men after the first date no matter the time or place
Denies all allegations of any wrongdoing, including sleeping with random men, making sex tapes & plays the victim.

Danielle Staub

Teresa: Obviously, there has to be SOMETHING ELSE, its not just name change & arrested.

Danielle: denying this, restating that she was "just arrested"

Teresa: You we're STRIPPING, YOU PROSTITUTION WHORE, YOU WE'RE FUCKING ENGAGED, (slamming the table) 19 TIMES!!!
Teresa: YOU FUCKING STUPID BITCH!! (proceeds to flip table).
Teresa: You we're FUCKING A GUY, IN MY HOUSE!!!

Danielle: (denying all allegations) I needed to have a table thrown at me, because I had a book written about me???

by rovvie September 10, 2010

Proskater

A slang term for "dick" in the United Kingdom (not really)

"Ok, not as catchy as "Pro Skater", but did you know that "proskater" is a curse word in the U.K.? Yeah, its true, it's very bad to say, so when this game came out in the U.K., they changed the name of it, & if you don't like that, then you can suck my proskater."

by Macaroni & Fuck You April 24, 2022

Prostate

The prostate gland is in the male asshole. It is like a walnut in form and texture. The prostate creates the seminal fluid that is able to carry the sperm within. Playing with the prostate may feel good, and orgasm from the stimulation alone is possible.

You do not have to be gay to enjoy anal and prostate stimulation. Just as many straight men enjoy it too.

by WhoDatFreshBoi February 2, 2019

prostetot

A young girl (around ages 12-13) who is dressing and behaving in such a way that is reminiscent of a prostitute...or her favorite celebutant (e.g. Paris Hilton).
A re-pubescent female who is scantily clad, hanging out in a public area (e.g. the Mall or movie theater) and behaving like a "stupid spoiled whore."

I hate going to the Neshaminy Mall movie theater! It's always way too crowded and always crawling with prostetots! Last time I went some prostetot totally yelled at my boyfriend...she was like 13!

by 814icaj May 8, 2008