jet-propelled octopus

The act of two young women rubbing their beef curtains together for the first time. Because they seem to be attached at the virgina it looks like they have 8 limbs. They keep doing this until one or the other squirts, causing the recipient of the drentching to flee in fright.

Q. "So why aren't Jane and Mary talking to each other?"
A. "I heard they had a jet-propelled octopus and Mary freaked out"

by Wordplay1 September 15, 2009

Propester

A campaigner against pest control. Those who defy conservation science and would sooner see forests overrun by invasive species than look at the hard data. Often prone to violent outbursts and domestic terrorism, they have been known to hijack helicopters, throw their extracted tumors at innocent workers, plant fake bombs, ad nauseum.

Ranger Steve: Hey Carl, don't forget to check your wheelnuts before you go home today.
Ranger Carl: Whys that mate?
Ranger Steve: The propesters are at it again, if it's not enough we have to dodge flying tumors, now they've started sabotaging our vehicles! Thanks to them, my wheel came flying off and hit a baby in the face.
Ranger Carl: That's deeply disappointing.

by Sass The Normies November 18, 2017

rocket propelled camel

Any small shopping car being driven at sufficient speed on a bumpy surface to induce loss of contact with the ground.

I was overtaken by a rocket propelled camel on that road with all the speed humps.

by Timberwolf March 3, 2005

propellor

Propellor: To circle your tongue in your partner's asshole while groaning the sound of an airplane propellor.

Propellor Receiver: Oooo...that feels good baby.
Propellor Giver: Dddddddddd...great sweetie...dddddddd...I'm givin' you a propellor and we're about to take off...ddddddd.

by Uptown88 May 11, 2016

Proopeller

When a person takes a large fibrous shit creating a helicopter like blade like effect when flushed. After this "proopreller" reaches terminal velocity during the flush, it is then pulled from the middle causing the helicopter blade to fold in half and exit down the toilet. This phenomenon often causes a ringer and toilet clog.

Bryan was bursting at the seems when he entered his girlfriends house and met her parents for the first time. Since someone was in the guest bathroom, he snuck upstairs and went into the master bedroom bathroom. He shat a proopeller and upon flushing it left a shit ring and clogged the toilet to start overflowing with shit all over the floor. Bryan crawled out of the upstairs window and escaped to his car. He lost all contact with his former girlfriend and changed his number.

by Big Lud the Stud July 24, 2014

propwaller

Unknown creature that lurks in the depths of substation trenways.

Be aware of a propwaller when unloading trucks and digging ditches.

by Cootalang June 1, 2018

Propellor-Heads

Slang term ferm for Jews, Zionists, and people of the orthopoxed Jew faith

I have designed a ball bearing propellor for that propellor-head, and I will crazy glue that device on their yarmulka

by Photius September 8, 2005