pringling

the act of masturbating whilst sniffing still warm (freshly dismounted) bicycle seats.

after rosie returned from the shops, alan emerged from the bushes and set about pringling her bike seat.

by Reggy D January 9, 2009

Bracial profiling

Judging somebody based on the fact that they have braces.

"whoa bro did you see that chick?" "yah, but she had braces" "whatever bro that's bracial profiling"

by joe9999 October 21, 2009

spacial profiling

when you have an empty seat next to you on the plane, and you watch everyone getting on board, hoping no fat people sit next to you.

"Dude, I scored a nice window seat on my 6 hour flight, but a fat man ended up sitting in the middle seat next to me. I didn't even see him coming."
"Weren't you spacial profiling?"

by Bryson Taylor January 21, 2010

Pity Profiling

When someone who has no friends makes a Facebook profile. They have no friends to add on Facebook, so therefore they make fake profiles on Facebook to add as "friends", so it doesn't look like they don't have friends in real life.

It also works if a girl/boy makes a fake profile to be in a relationship with on Facebook, or if a boy/girl adds random people just to have friends.

How come she suddenly has lots of friends on facebook? Last time I checked she had like, two friends. I bet she's pity profiling.

by MJ1211 January 1, 2011

street prowling

To go out with friends looking for Hot Guys/ Hot Girls walking down the streets

Hey you want to go out street prowling tonight for a guy/girl thats down to go to town.

by kcool14 May 5, 2011

shitbox profiling

being pulled over or otherwise harrassed by cops for being in an old, cheap or rundown vehicle. Especially in an affluent area.

my friend complained on facebook that she was frightened by two belligerent undercover cops who pulled her over for a busted headlight. After she insisted that uniformed patrolmen show up to reasure her that they were genuine, one of them commented " oh they were probably real cops, they're just used to dealing with rough neighborhoods and after all you're in a pretty old car" I commented on her post " you've been the victim of shitbox profiling"

by Cernunos May 5, 2011

tinder-proofing

The process of ensuring ones self or partner is less desirable to the another person by either:
1) Feeding them to gain weight

2) Altering how they are dressed to make them less noticeable

My girlfriend keeps feeding me constantly. I think she is tinder-proofing me so no one else will find me desirable

I need to tinder-proof my girlfriend before she goes out tonight. I don't want other guys hitting on her.

by CatchingAThanh June 18, 2018