long-prong thong

A person who is constantly bored. They don’t like what used to entertain them, they have zero exercise, zero power in their brain's battery, zero oxygen… They are basically a zerozerozerozerozerozero.

Please, anyone who is in here, tell my brother to do something real because I don’t like him being a long-prong thong anymore!

by bluestinger66 March 13, 2024

Prong

A derogative term for somone who's being a bit awkward, while usually using timidness or thinly veiled self inadequacies to get out of something or ruin other peoples/groups time/plans.

A mix between prang and mong

"Stop being a prong."
"why are you such a prong?"
"they're not coming, they're being a prong today"

by Jimmyhackers April 10, 2022

prong dong

A blow job aided with chopsticks and sake.

After dinner, Samantha performed a prong dong on Todd.

by Dingaling0001 January 13, 2018

3 pronged titty twister

when you shove a 3 pronged fork into a girls tit, then twist as hard as you can.

"yeah, I gave your mom a 3 pronged titty twister last night, you got a problem with that?"

by MTF- Eplsilon 11 November 12, 2020

Three-pronged plan

A thing A-holes think make them more important and solve everything

“I have a three-pronged plan that will solve the divide in American politics”
-Isreal Martinez

by Dodyssey January 27, 2022