printer

Piece of computer hardware used as an output device. It prints what the computer sends to it, usually over a printer cable or USB cable.

Wow, that printer prints fast!

by Apul January 29, 2003

Printer Whore

Where one person proceeds to go to the printer constantly touching it, rubbing it eventually getting themselves off to the vibrations as it prints and fulfilling their sexual desires.

Chris: What the hell!! Did you see Anne at the printer there. She was touching it up and getting all rowdy with it.

John: Yeah, she is a total printer whore!!

Chris: She must be, she had her knickers off as it was printing!!!

by The Venga!!! April 15, 2010

Turd printer

The name given to a 3D printer that does a shit job replicating your 3D computer model ie. the surface finish is stringy, fails to print smaller details accurately, or fails the 3D print completely.

The definition also relates to the way a 3D printer prints 3D models. A 3D printer only has one nozzle that lays out plastic layer by layer to build up your 3D model this is similar to how turds can stack up on top of each other in the toilet bowl to create a 3D pyramid like shape.

Tom: Hey Sam, how did that 3D computer model turn out when you 3D printed it ?

Sam: My turd printer did a shit job. I need to get a better one.

by weaby1 October 16, 2013

Printer Girl

Semi-hot, dazed broad in Web Design Class. When shut down windows by pressing Alt-F4, she asked "How did you do that?!?" I replied "Alt-F4"...So she pressed Alt. F, 4. She in-turn said "Its not working!!!"

Also confused how to print in color.
Avid Word Art Fan.

Printer Girl is a complete moron

by NSO April 8, 2003

printer

titty fucking a bitch or hoe while she has a white shirt on or analing a bitch wearing a white thong.

Girl 1: Holy shit I just got a printer last night... my panties will never be white again ;)
Girl 2: dayummmmm dat sounds kinky ;) ;)

by White Bangor May 25, 2010

laser printer

An efficient type of printer that uses a black powder that is fused onto the paper. When putting in a new toner cartridge be carefull not to breath in the powder.One toner cartidge can print up to 10,000 sheats. The most common one only print in black. Color laser printers are very expensive

This laser printer is great.

by Simulationcity September 12, 2005

printer

A software interface through which a computer communicates to a print device. Usually by a printer driver (One file or set of files containing information that the OS requires to convert print command into a specific printer language, such as Adobe PostScript.

hit Ctrl + P for an example of a printer!

by Blakeleigh October 26, 2005