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Protestocracy

A form of government initiated by protesters through protests for protesters. Frequently mistaken for military coups, citizen protestors often naively turn for help to the repressive organs of the same state they are trying to overthrow often leaving it to the Generals to decide who will be the next head of state. Protestocracies have one of the highest rates of leadership turnover and constitutional rewrites, with most issues being decided not through ballot, debate, and compromise but by counting the number of protestors each side can bring onto the streets. In extreme protestocracies, such as Egypt, as many as 40% of the population will be out protesting at any one time.
What do Egyptians really want tho? Chased out Hosni Mubarak elected Morsi and now want him out. A Protestocracy.

Example Constitution: "We the Protestors of country name..."
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pretentious dick

Some one who is pretentious (though at the same time) being a dick. Normally used towards bald, miserable, middle age men.
Yep.. You got it right, that John V is being a pretentious dick once again. When will he shut the fuck up and do some work for once the useless cunt.
by Barry Bobby May 1, 2014
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pretentious jerk

a contemptibly obnoxious person who attempts to impress others by acting of greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than he/she is actually possesses.
I don't appreciate how much you are being a pretentious jerk at dinner with my family.

My boss is such a pretentious jerk!
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penis protestor

Someone striving to rid the world of penis.
A lesbian or a very straight man, who feels no need for a penis. (In the man's case none other than their own)
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KRM Protestation

The KRM (Kevin Rights Movement) is an international movement supporting the rights of Kevin Manfredi-Zayas, who is often mistreated and brutalized. He is an eighth-grader as of May 2022 and gets sent to the office. He must be set free.
Kevin is in the office today again, like always. Does the school support the KRM Protestation?
by Kevinlover29 May 20, 2022
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Defunctland pretentious

When something made by someone in their 20’s is trying to be deep
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When theomaticians and philosophers couldn’t see eye to eye based on the number π’s oft-conflicting or mixed interactions with other numbers or constants whether her allegiance is with the Vatican or with the Church of England.
Does π subscribe to the Pope’s or to the Archbishop of Canterbury’s theomatical teachings on how rational and irrational numbers ought to behave themselves in private and in public? Is pi Catholic or Protestant?
by Fasters December 1, 2022
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