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Presidential Harassment 

The ongoing torment and accompanying mental fatigue experienced by a target of an intense investigation into a litany of allegations of which the target is indeed guilty, especially when the target is the president of the United States.
Although El Chapo would likely be sentenced to death, he was relieved to no longer have the cloud of presidential harassment over his head.

Adam Schiff: “I am subpoenaing the president’s tax returns.”
Donald Trump: “That’s presidential harassment!”
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Presidential Spanking 

When you accidentally leave change on your couch while masturbating, and it leaves the imprints of presidents faces on your ass cheeks.
"Man i've got to check where i sit from now on, i got such a presidential spanking last night!"
Presidential Spanking by Dixon Hans December 13, 2015

Presidential Shrug 

A dance move where you put your hands in your pants pockets and lean to your left and right while you shrug your shoulders.
Guy 1-"How did you get that girl from the club to come home with you?"

Guy 2-"I did the Presidential Shrug."

Presidential Democracy 

A presidential system is a democratic and republican system of government where a head of government leads an executive branch that is separate from the legislative branch. This head of government is in most cases also the head of state, which is called the president.

Presidential Solution

To solve a problem with a half assed attempt, utilizing poor quality materials with little thought to as how long the fix will last.
The trunk of my car would not stay shut, so I came up with a Presidential Solution and wired it shut with a coat hanger.

Presidential Hancock 

After dipping ones testicles into a vile of ink, rapidly rotate body in a counterclockwise motion. While doing so, swing scrotum sac in the direction of the participants cheek, or if desired, forehead, leaving an inkmark resembling that of a pair of cleveland sunglasses.
"After running low on ink to sign autographs, Evander was forced to execute a Presidential Hancock on an unsuspecting fan."

Presidential Slampiece 

A term used to categorize the hook up partners specific to the president of a sorority or fraternity. The stress level related with being president of a Greek organization is so high that it is essential the president is constantly getting laid in order to carry out their responsibilities. A space filler between relationships whose job requires answering 2am booty calls, cooking dinner and frequent back massages.
President: I called the presidential slampiece last night, at like 2am.

Sister: Oh yea?

President: Yeah he came over but I'm keeping him around until someone better happens.
Presidential Slampiece by TriDKT2010 December 18, 2010