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Christmas present

A very lame, 3 definition, Urban Dictionary present for cuteuwu Mingjie <3
by plant julie December 22, 2020
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presentation high school

a “school” that is complete bullshit and most of the girls don’t want to be there!! they make you miserable and want to die
oh you go to presentation high school? i’m so sorry :( that school is bullshit“
by deadgirl23 January 24, 2019
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presence

I want a shoulder to lean on
same strength as mine
a tongue thatll speak sincerely
since really, sin's in me, sin's in you
but we exercise for a love that feels new
coz its worth it, the life, the time, the weight and the work
I want two lips to french kiss my soul
touch me inappropriately in places noones been before
someone with the audacity to like me
my monsters and saints
i want presence. i need presence.
I am a chemist, a physicist, a biologist
by Krkič February 29, 2020
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Pregnancy preventer

Nick Jonas: You know when you’re going to school and you’re carrying you backpack and your back starts to hurt? Just flip it around. I should invent that
Kevin Jonas: THE PREGNANCY PREVENTER.
Nick Jonas: You know when you’re going to school and you’re carrying you backpack and your back starts to hurt? Just flip it around. I should invent that
Kevin Jonas: THE PREGNANCY PREVENTER.
by Pregnancy Preventer January 12, 2011
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Presence Rape

A ridiculous claim that many feminists make to try to arrest someone. The claim believes that "any male within 100 yards of you" is trying to rape you. Even if a guy walks past a woman messing around on his phone without paying any attention to the woman whatsoever, the woman can claim "presence rape." It suggests that any male who gets within even a few yards of a woman is deranged, dangerous, and must be jailed immediately. People with common sense ridicule this extreme claim. Unfortunately, common sense isn't entirely common.
Inmate 1: What did you get in for?
Inmate 2: I presence raped someone.
Inmate 1: What's that?
Inmate 2: (Shows this definition to Inmate 1.)
Inmate 1: I pity you.

Woman is sitting on a public park bench.
Man jogs past, listening to a song on his IPod.
Woman: PRESENCE RAPE! PRESENCE RAPE! HE PRESENCE RAPED ME! HE GOT WITHIN 5 YARDS OF ME!
Man is arrested and sentenced to 25 years in jail.
by TBTPlanet January 9, 2018
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drop some presents down the chimney

to take a dump, pinch a loaf, drop the kiddy's off at the pool, blast a dooky, bake a cake, take the browns to the superbowl, drop a deuce, drop a log, ect....
Yeah dude I'll be right there. Santa's gotta drop some presents down the chimney
by paranoya ding ding man January 21, 2009
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three percenters

In 2009, a former member of a radical left student organization from the 1960s (i.e., the SDS) repackaged communist vanguardism into a patriot vanguardism designed to appeal to the far-right ideology of the American militia movement. Instead of building class consciousness, these III Percenters would challenge the growing power of the federal government, and build a consciousness that the federal government needs to return to a more limited form (e.g., the original Constitution). Like radical movements during the counter-cultural 1960s, III Percenters choose direct action to forward their agenda, typically by showing up carrying firearms in situations where police authorities are in conflict with local residents.

The origins of 3% are not clear. Colonists fighting in the American Revolutions were less than 1% of the population, just as less than 1% of the population are veterans today. Support for the American Revoltution was somewhere between 40-45%. Since the 1950s, outlaw biker gangs have claimed they are "one percenters" and "five percenters" are an offshoot of the black nationalist Nation of Islam. It seems likely that 3% simply splits the difference, and linking it to the American Revolution makes it unnecessary to talk about the communist history of vanguardism and where these repackaged ideas came from.
"When the three percenters showed up, things escalated quickly."
by cafebedouin April 21, 2016
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