A funny butt care line that is all about healing bootys. They are very dependable and will always have your back(side).
by Seymoree Butts November 23, 2021
Preparating means preparing to procrastinate and getting mentally ready to put something off until the last minute.
Last week instead of studying for my test, I began preparating. My test is tomorrow at noon, and I think I’ll study in the morning...
by Banananananananananananana1 February 15, 2021
The section of a suburban grocery store that attracts price-insensitive lazy people who are oblivious to the fact that they are about to eat the equivalent of someone else’s leftovers in a plastic box with a price tag.
Wow, that pan of cauliflower mac and cheese casserole looks dope! And, it’s only $13.99/pound. Better get me some. “Yo, bruv. How ‘bout a scoop a dat? No, prepared food department man. Not the burnt edge one. Not the one in the cheesewater puddle either. I ain’t playin’!”
by hellocleveland January 09, 2024
how can I Prepare a PEG solution with a specific concentration (e.g., 10% PEG solution) to induce drought stress.
how can I Prepare a PEG solution with a specific concentration (e.g., 10% PEG solution) to induce drought stress.
by Dejene December 30, 2023
by ParisianPrincess April 02, 2022
George - "Man, this Preparation CH chili is hot!"
Frank - "Yeah, it's chili! Don't get all butthurt about it.
Frank - "Yeah, it's chili! Don't get all butthurt about it.
by GoodEngrish November 20, 2013
Chad: YO HENRY IM LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT!!!
Henry: Holy crap that’s great! Do you have any plans for sex preparation?
Chad: No. What do you do?
Henry: I regularly warm up by rubbing my dick on sandpaper before I go into my girlfriend. Since I usually generate 1.5+ gallons of semen I need to make sure to use a strong condom, I would recommend magnum. Then I tie my junk to my car and drive off to increase my length.
Chad: Holy shit that’s genius!
Henry: Holy crap that’s great! Do you have any plans for sex preparation?
Chad: No. What do you do?
Henry: I regularly warm up by rubbing my dick on sandpaper before I go into my girlfriend. Since I usually generate 1.5+ gallons of semen I need to make sure to use a strong condom, I would recommend magnum. Then I tie my junk to my car and drive off to increase my length.
Chad: Holy shit that’s genius!
by HornyNarwhal May 29, 2018