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preemptive strike

Means an ATTACK, using information gleaned from a journey in a time machine that ascertained that THEY would have attacked US if we hadn't done it to THEM FIRST. A term of comfort, like gay and terrorist--shows the coiner (perpetrator of the Pstrike) in a GOOD light and the victim of the strike in a BAD light. An Americanism, like Neo-con for ISRAELI AGENT IN THE US GOVERNMENT.
Judge: You're charged with walking across the street and smacking this fellow in the teeth--how do you plead?

Defendant: He was looking at me funny, Judge. I suspected he was plotting to walk across to MY side of the street and hit ME. I had to hit him FIRST, to stop him. It was a preemptive strike. Not guilty.

Judge: I see. I find you obviously not guilty--case dismissed.
by Mouldoid April 15, 2007
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Preemos

Dude my buddy Brody has the bomb fucking preemos man..
by VivaLaVida October 20, 2008
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prepmo

a person with emo qualities, but also showing tendencies to be trendy and fashionable.
Wow that guys hair is all in his face and hes wearing eyeliner, but hes wearing Abercrombie, so I guess hes prepmo.
by Zach Highman November 26, 2005
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preemptive revenge

To get revenge for something that you know that another is going to do to you.

Also known as: "Doing unto others before they do unto you", preemptive self-defense. While preemptive self-defense indicates one striking another do to a large threat from the other, preemptive revenge indicates striking another if they even think of doing something to you, no matter how large or small the threat is.
"I've heard that that guy who's always threating to beat you up is on crutches.."
"Really? Time for some preemptive revenge.."
by KonekoKeita February 19, 2008
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preemptive karma

When one's just desserts are dished out even before the meal's begun. Similar to the Western concept of getting beaten to the punch. Although people who experience preemptive karma feel like dolts, they are actually highly evolved beings whose true desire is to do no others harm.
Grasshopper, the time you tried to kick the cat, but slipped instead - that was preemptive karma.
by maximo hudson January 25, 2009
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premorse

The feeling that you're about to regret something just before you do it anyway (against your better judgment), which is immediately followed by the action and the confirmation that it was a bad idea; remorse suffered in advance.

Also shows up as that little voice in your head which says, "I've got a bad feeling about this...."
Just as I had a sense of premorse that I should grab a napkin before eating any more blueberry pie, a giant blue glob fell off of my fork onto my white shirt.

Or, for those who work on cars or other mechanical objects, the sense of premorse that you should reposition your hand, just before the wrench slips and you bang up your knuckles on something hard and painful.
by Gapgrin July 8, 2009
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premoon

Pre-moon is a trip taken by a couple before their wedding/engagment.
We've been to Italy for our premoon.
by ld9491 June 1, 2017
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