pimps prayer

The prayer you say when your ho is acting out.

Pimps Prayer: Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Oh Lord, so that she may learn a hoes place. Amen.

by luvharrypotter15 August 14, 2011

Players Curse

When you have treated girls like a game and when you start having kids you only have girls.

Man1: Did you hear that he's having wife's pregnant with their third girl.
Man2: It must be when he was younger, that damn players curse

by toitgus March 11, 2019

The Man's Prayer

Prayer for men, ironic. From "Red Green" Canadian public access television.

"I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess." -The Man's Prayer

by RookCastle February 20, 2013

gestalt prayer

A 56-word statement, originally written by psychotherapist Fritz Perls, that serves as a way of life model for many who live or seek to live outside the influence of the status quo. The "prayer" has since become synonymous with individualism and peaceful rebellion. It gets its name from a specialized form of therapy called Gestalt Therapy, a brand of therapy which Dr. Perls helped to create.

The "prayer" can be found below:

I do my thing and you do your thing.
I am not in this world to live up to your expectations,
And you are not in this world to live up to mine.
You are you, and I am I, and if by chance we find each other, it's beautiful.
If not, it can't be helped.

-Gestalt Prayer

by hurpeeeeeez May 20, 2008

players syndrome

When a guy is on the verge of going out with a a girl, but he has one or several other girls he plans to hook up with first and doesn't want tp ruin his chances by making one girl his girlfriend.

A: "Man Kelly's really pushing me to ask her out, but I want to hook up with Heather and Ashley first"

B: Sounds like you got a bad case of the players syndrome.

by C_Dizzle October 19, 2006

Prayer Crack

When praying, the unfortunate situation where Muslims, who are bowing or in prostration, have their pants too low and the individual behind them, is left to see their butt-crack.

Dude. I was praying and subjected to a wicked case of prayer crack in front of me...

by Abu Big Bird February 9, 2013

livin on a prayer

to be living the way you want without concern for your actions and to always be in trouble and to be constantly praying to god to help you get out of it

You're gonna get caught for stealing that car james

Who cares? I'm livin on a prayer

by ali deegan January 9, 2009