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promotion puppy

a person whose sole desire in life is to climb the ranks
Gregory was a promotion puppy, and wouldn't stop until he was CEO.
by Anonymous tormentor April 4, 2023
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Prompting

As a Verb, the act of instructing the Artificial Intelligent (AI ) tools verbally or by writing to build and run a specific code beased on ones explanation and detailed specification to return a specific output.
Don't bother Brandly.He has been busy of prompting for ten minutes now.He will get back to us when he has finished his task.
by TourageKnight October 6, 2025
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Russian promotion

Receiving a promotion in an organization only because there's a sudden "vacancy" that needs to be addressed.
Uncle Joe hooked Andrei Zhdanov up with a Russian promotion to head of Leningrad Oblast after the shocking and completely unexpected assassination of Sergei Kirov.
by anonymous August 31, 2023
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porn promotion

mispelled as pawn promotion.
refers to a very bad move in chess.
*moves his pawn to e2 then the queen gets hit

the attacker: that was a porn promotion
by adamantium_me January 8, 2025
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porn promotion

mispelled as pawn promotion.
refers to a very bad move in chess.
*moves his pawn to e2 then the queen gets hit

the attacker: that was a porn promotion
by adamantium_me January 8, 2025
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ninja promotion

noun

When you're awarded a fancy new title and a fresh pile of responsibilities, but your paycheck doesn’t move an inch. Like a ninja, this promotion slips in silently, sounds impressive, might even look impactful—but remains completely undetectable in your bank account.

Origin:
Rumored to have started among government employees, where budget freezes were common but the need for “recognition” was high. Managers, unable to offer raises, began handing out sleek new titles like “Senior Specialist” or “Lead Coordinator” as stealthy morale boosters. The term “ninja promotion” was coined after someone joked that their new role was like a ninja—deadly serious, highly skilled, and totally invisible on payday.

Often includes:

A new title

More meetings

Higher expectations

No money

A LinkedIn update and a slice of cake
Coworker: “I thought you got promoted?”
You: “Yeah, it was a ninja promotion. Still broke, but at least it sounds cool.”
by CorporateNinja March 29, 2025
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select security promotion

Select security promotion. This is when you leave an employee due to working conditions, poor treatment, etc and get re-hired down the road as a manager.
A: dude. I finally left that slave farm shithole. I couldn’t take it any more.

B: oh good. In a few months, they’ll re-hire you as a manager and you’ll be treated better because you’re higher on the corporate ladder. That’s a select security promotion.
by Vista20p July 14, 2018
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