PC (phallically-challenged)

When a man has a small penis

Gretchen: "How was your date last night?"
Paris: "So PC, I won't be going out with him again."
Gretchen: "You are such a liberal! I can't believe you met a guy who is more PC than you."
Paris: "Not politically-correct! PC (PHALLICALLY-CHALLENGED)!

by masseclectic May 17, 2009

phallic

(V) When one grabs their penis to fulfill their sexual desires

(Adj) penis shaped/ penis like

The banana is a phallic

Every boy likes to phallic when they are in their room alone

by educating you on sex February 27, 2018

phallitosis

peckerbreath

Rob has the worst case of phallitosis I've ever encountered.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

Phalliphiliac

A girl addicted to penis.

It is assumed that Jenna Jameson is a phalliphiliac.

by Dan Mar. July 16, 2008

phallicy

1. a deceptive, misleading, or false notion, belief, etc. expressed for the benefit of one's penis
2. a misleading or unsound argument supporting an act which would be pleasurable for one's penis
3. deceptive, misleading, or false nature regarding one's penis, esp. size; erroneousness in relating facts regarding one's penis
4. In logic: any of various types of erroneous reasoning that render arguments supporting an act which would be pleasurable for one's penis logically unsound

He boasted that he was well-endowed, and this became a commonly believed phallicy.

He said he loved her, but it was only a phallicy.

All of his former hook-ups accused him of phallicy.

The most commonly used phallicy the fourth kind is "Everybody's doing it."

by Feistyy June 17, 2010

Palliteration

The act of stringing together multiple words that begin with "P" in order to form coherent sentences. Generally these sentences will be filled with buzzwords. When someone calls out your sentence for "palliteration," you must transform that sentence into a palliteration.

Person A: "Ouch, my knee hurts."
Person B: "Palliteration it!"
Person A: "My post-pelvic partition point is in pain."
Person B: "Ooh, 8/10."

by Tyler Roy March 17, 2008

Phalliban

"America’s killjoy campaign against the male body’s, er, maleness" (Mark Simpson)

"I could understand if the FDNY was worried that Biserta’s hot body might be starting more fires than it puts out. Instead it seems like just another example of the puritanical American Phalliban trying to turn back the commodification cock that American consumerism started ticking."

by BondageTop November 27, 2009