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potenciano

A very dark person. He/she has a manner of a girl.
Bahog si Potenciano
by jayjay0909 January 24, 2022
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Pensioners pad

A house or apartment where two pensioners or more reside, where frequent parties, drinking and cooking is usally involved. Above-mentioned residencies are usually well maintained, level-floored and perfectly equipped.
Peter sold his house in the suburbs after retirering from the military and bought him and his wife a big ass pensioners pad.
by RJKIXS August 29, 2023
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poverty pension

The money earned from playing the lottery, bingo, sweepstakes or any form of gambling that requires minimal physical exertion and even less education.
The idiots won their poverty pension in Vegas then moved to Florida.
by school_is_old March 7, 2020
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Cunt pensioner

A pimp; someone who make immoral gains from prostituting women.
At the red light District I found a cunt pensioner and his menu of women and what they will do.
by SupervisorSwampy July 21, 2020
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National Pension System

A soulmate for you need. Will be there for you lifelong.

Its actually everything you need from a soulmate for life. It grows with time, fulfilling for your goals, is flexible also.

Low maintenance too.

No hidden surprises.

Doesn't take much, gives more in return.

What more do we want?
He built a secured future. He invested in National Pension System.
by Future Self November 23, 2021
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National Pension Fund

A system by which the government guarantees all employed persons in the entire nation will get a certain percentage of their income by the time they retire.

This system has been fairly functional up until recently, with current demographic shifts making most current models unsustainable unless states increase the age at which a person may collect their pension.

This has effectively made most of these systems into a literal political time-bomb in the countries in which they have been implemented because the taxes that must be levied against individuals and the companies that employ them to pay for such funds has made it so that only the ultra wealthy or very well off can feasibly keep a private retirement fund, meaning that with every year the government increases the retirement age they are effectively forcing most of the population to work longer than they want to/are able to, which is shockingly very unpopular with voters.
Wealthy CEO: Oh boy I’m sure looking to retire at age 50 and leave my company to my son/daughter so they may do the same exact thing.

Average Employed Person: Damn it’s going to suck ass working until I’m 70 only to retire and have the National Pension Fund recipient age raised to 71
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Welcome to pensions

Damn son, welcome to pensions.
by Yeetboyo October 31, 2017
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