portage placing

A verb for an action that nobody even understands.

Random Person : Hey kaitlyn, what you upto?

Kaitlyn: I'm portage placing. ACTIVELY. perplexity ensues the HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ksab February 17, 2009

Portagee police dog

A goose.

A goose makes a wonderful guard for your home. It's fearless and will wade right in and peck a thief, a Pachuco, or a tax collector on the leg, all the while making one heck of a noise.

I keep a flock of Portagee police dogs to keep Pachucos and tax collectors out of my yard.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005

Ponage

total awesomeness; the act of being powned. being owned (in the way of a sport) by someone else.

(Dude 1 makes a field goal) Dude 1:"Ohhh ponage!"

by ryan543 June 30, 2008

Potatesh

An adjective describing something or someone that is considered to be cool or good

"that movie was potatesh!" "i had a potatesh day at work today"

by tiki-man March 26, 2009

potate

p oh-t eɪ t
(to) potate, v.

To miss multiple shots in a first-person-shooter in a row, often emptying many whole magazines before dying because of giving away your position.

potato, n.

One who occupies the very meaning of bad aim. This person has only killed one player in his entire life playing fps games – i.e. his mom.

–playing a battle royale match–

_player sprays multiple rounds in "your direction" ;) _
you: wtf, there's a guy there!

_player still shooting_
you: oh... a potato...
_player still shooting_
_you, standing in the open, headshot the player and kill him_
you: he potated hard there

by that_streetacated_teenger April 26, 2019

potaienhwand

Noun. An achievement or a breakthrough for the first time. From an alternative romanization of Chinese 破天荒地 Po Tian Huang De (literally "breaking the heavenly uncultivated place")

It's adjective is potaienhwandy.

The release of the iPhone was a potaienhwand.

by Apricum July 8, 2019

Pootage

Footage of a person, or persons, defecating.

Man I just saw the pootage from last night, Duncan was on his stomach spraying diarrhea everywhere!

by Zonal K September 12, 2019