A shadowy figure who is said to break into homes in order to use someone's computer. Once access to the computer is gained, the Phantom poster spins a web of melodramatic lies, while the poor victim stands helplessly by, wringing her hands and calling her lawyer. see McNads The Phantom Poster may be an urban legend.
Oh no, the Phantom Poster has struck again, now everyone thinks I am a Hollywood star who had Elvis's love child, after being kidnapped and raped by aliens, while my husband was killed during a terrorist attack on the President, and don't forget, vote for Fantasia!
by Bess Armstrong June 21, 2004
Get the Phantom Postermug. A person that posts on a board, blog, bulletin board, etc. for another individual. Usually an employee of an executive or celebrity who is responsible for posting thoughts, daily events or announcements. Most common source of a ghost poster is facebook, twitter, myspace etc.
Due to my busy schedule and the unending requests and expectations from my fans, I was forced to hire a personal ghost poster to maintain my public image.
by mvchavis June 24, 2009
Get the Ghost Postermug. Posters Block is the in ability to think of anything creative usually resulting in a post that will talk about food, your day or how much somone screwed you over severe cases of Posters Block is quoting a song you heard while the DJ said “couples skate only"
Dude, I had to delete my cousin from FaceBook I mean I love her, but she has a sever case of posters block, it got so bad she started posting the lyrics to "Don't stop believing" by Journey
by NickyLags July 20, 2010
Get the Posters Blockmug. The regretful feeling one gets after posting a message, comment or UD definition online that cannot be removed.
"I kind of have poster's remorse about calling that guy on youtube a bitch for liking Sum 41 last night, he might not realize I was kidding..."
by your mom's anarchy April 6, 2008
Get the poster's remorsemug. Sally lived in a rental house so her parents got her poster putty to hang up her posters with. She promptly forgot about it and while cleaning her room put it with her play-dough. several months later Sally found the play-dough and poster putty. They were slightly different shades of blue, and Sally realized that one of them must be the missing poster putty. she then picked up one of the play-dough thinking it was the poster putty, and used it to hang up her new Taylor Swift poster.
THREE YEARS LATER THEY MOVE AWAY. SALLY IS STILL A TAYLOR SWIFT FAN ANT STILL HAS THE POSTER HANGING UP.
Mom-- Sally, you need to take down that poster.
Sally-- fine.
Sally pulls down the poster. The three-year-old blue play-dough has left a huge blue stain on the wall.
THREE YEARS LATER THEY MOVE AWAY. SALLY IS STILL A TAYLOR SWIFT FAN ANT STILL HAS THE POSTER HANGING UP.
Mom-- Sally, you need to take down that poster.
Sally-- fine.
Sally pulls down the poster. The three-year-old blue play-dough has left a huge blue stain on the wall.
by Live_Love_Laugh December 22, 2010
Get the poster puttymug. by 2ndPlayerBoi June 21, 2021
Get the Child Postermug. The feeling of regret after posting a particular item on Facebook, such as a status update, photo or video.
There's not enough likes on this post... I think I have Poster's Remorse!
In retrospect, I probably shouldn't have called that girl a whore on Facebook. Totally have poster's remorse.
In retrospect, I probably shouldn't have called that girl a whore on Facebook. Totally have poster's remorse.
by JustinJon June 14, 2013
Get the Poster's Remorsemug.