porridge eater 

a poor person; someone who can only afford to eat porridge

stupid porridge eater, can't pay the bills

porridge eater by porridgefan December 14, 2010

Porridge Bowel 

The act of shitting in a womens vagina, then fucking it. Afterwards the male then eats out his partner.

I thought that porridge bowel i gave natalie last night tasted delicious.

Porridge Bowel by Davronei October 29, 2007

porridge snorter

a young girl that dosnt like to spit.

A cum guzzler.

"hey Bob, you see that young lass over there? I bet she's a right porridge snorter"

porridge snorter by Finbarkinell January 27, 2010

porridge chain 

Banging a girl of which you can track the chain of people who have been there.

I can't put my dick in that, I'll join the porridge chain with those losers...

porridge chain by dildohandler May 29, 2016

porridge friend 

That friend that is always nice and filling but you would never actively seek out their company. You can't not like them because they're too bland not to like

"She is so nice you can't help but like her"
"Yeah she is a total porridge friend"

porridge friend by JuviaViolet December 7, 2016

porridge stirrer 

When having sex with a girl who’s just been filled with another man’s cum and are then the porridge stirrer

Stacey fucks me
I cum in stacey
Stacey goes home and has sex with her boyfriend
He is now my porridge stirrer

porridge stirrer by DanksyDan November 4, 2022

Porridge sopper

A “porridge sopper” is someone who is less then the average human being in all ways, and struggles to do the most basic of tasks such as dressing themselves.

Did you see John struggling to tie his shoes up, such a porridge sopper

Porridge sopper by Curly burger May 28, 2023