The Boy Porridge is a long furby, (the LONGEST) who also goes by the name Thursday. Himself and Strange Aeons have control over the Teeth Cult and have made it clear that if you want into the club you must sacrifice a spine or teeth. The Boy Porridge is also a LGBTQ advocit, also a bi boy himself.
Me: "Have you heard of The Boy Porridge?"
Friend: "Yes, I'm part of the Teeth Cult."
Me: "I am absolutely filled with porridge."
Friend: "Yes, I'm part of the Teeth Cult."
Me: "I am absolutely filled with porridge."
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A: You stirred my porridge!
B: What?
(For those not paying attention, B is cuntstruck)
B: Absafuckinlutely!
A: You stirred my porridge!
B: What?
(For those not paying attention, B is cuntstruck)
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