Pooter

God my girlfriends pooter is the best!
My pooter itches like crazy
by Peener peener March 04, 2018
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Pootering

Pootering is the use of a laptop, or similar computing devices, while on the toilet.
Yeah, I took care of those emails while I was pootering on the shitter.
by New Horizon February 10, 2011
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Pooter

A person or creature behaving in an irritating or unintelligent way.
A person knocking your pen on the floor- "You bloody pooter!"
by Freddy Davis June 30, 2005
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Pooter

Dang, did you see that pooter on Ms. Schott?
by Stan Baker February 21, 2008
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Pooter

Im gonna stick my cock in this pooter.

Man I can really go for some pooter.
by king pimp April 16, 2003
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Pooter

a girl who looks good from the back, but when she turns around, is really ugly.
you're at a party and you see a girl talkin to her friends. she looks good from the back, but when she turns around, she is a pooter.
by MaStEr IrOc December 22, 2008
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Pooter

The badassest, gangsta trippin'est cat ever to have walked the face of this earth. Formerly fed by Dave Ross.
There is only one example, gotta see him live.
by The Dave October 04, 2004
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