Pooter

A plastic container with two tubes attached. One is sucked on, and the other is pointed at whatever you want to suck into the container.

"See if you can get that bug with your pooter."

by Rastapopolus May 13, 2005

pooter

A variant of pootah.

Dang, mah pooter crashed on me.

by SaintAleia August 25, 2004

Pooter

A portmanteau of Poop and Pottebaum, used too indicate severe phallic-licking to the point of being a cock-teether. Primarily used when referring too Brian Pottebaum, Boulder, Colorado.

Other variations include: Poo-Ta-Ta, Poo-Bear, Poo-Bomb.

1. Where's Pooter at?

2. Don't be such a Pooter.

by T. Riad April 21, 2005

Pooter

A pooter is either 2 cheeks on your face or your arse.
Which ever 2 cheeks you decide are your pooter's, they become your pooter's. Pooter.

Hey, your pooter is on your face! Wtf, mines on my arse.

by Yopootersrok101 April 16, 2010

Pooter

A tiny turd

l been constipated for days. All I do is drop an occasional pooter or two.

by 'Nati Sr May 31, 2018

Pooter

Noun - Of or relating to someone who has ever taken a shit . Oftentimes it relates to someone who has had an extreme dump .

“Dude, that guy is such a pooter. He left his shit all over the bathroom ceiling.”

by Poot2002 January 30, 2019

Pooter

A slang word for a penis. Synonymous with schlong, ding ding, Wang, cock, etc.

I haven't heard many people use it that way but it was used in my childhood home.

Harry Potter whipped out his hairy pooter and showed the doctor his hog warts.

by Squonkaholic February 23, 2019