pretarded

the act of being a pretard

"this guy is fucking pretarded"

by witikope November 22, 2024

Purtarded

Brain rot retarded

Mother:Doc, is my son ok
Doctor:No… im sorry to enlighten you with such information but your son is Purtarded
Son: yurr ya heard, straight fart, no heat, just brain rot retarded

by Purhoohoo January 21, 2024

Pretarded

the knowledge or the knowing that actions today will lead to stupitity tomorrow

You are pretarded

This better not be pretarded

by The Shenanigizer December 12, 2024

pertarded

The unique emotional state in which a person of questionable intelligence becomes visibly irritated by the equally questionable intelligence of others

After explaining the same thing five times to his supervisee, Shane slammed his computer shut and muttered, "I swear, I’m surrounded by idiots," becoming fully pertarded as he conveniently forgot that he had spent the past three days struggling to log into his own work software.

by Nincom_p July 10, 2025

Getting poptarted

The act of being jizzed on then having multi colored sprinkles poured on you.

When I was done screwing her I told her she was getting poptarted.

by Madcow81 January 2, 2017

to pootered to putt

Tired exhausted no energy

I'm going to bed I'm jus to pootered to putt

by Lilbabygogetr December 25, 2018