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poobags

A name for a person that is rubbish at everything. Or an expression used to describe something that is not very good.
Hi Poobags how you doing?

That's poobags.

Poobags
by Nic Walker August 23, 2005
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pourage

Alchoholic beverages with friends. Hence the word "Pour" as in pour some liquor for some shinanigans.
Hey, let's all go out for some pourage after the show?
by Levi Damione January 21, 2005
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Pooragami

Pooragami (verb)- to artfully re-construct one's existing resources in order to accommodate the demands of recent economic hardship.
(noun) something made into pooragami.
(verb)- "We can't afford Crate & Barrel's new designer glassware, so Sara and I are gonna pooragami our old jam jars this summer."

(noun)- "Gee, Bruce, that giant-size industrial wire-spool you're using as a dinner table is a fine example of pooragami!"
by Barron Von Gooseberries March 8, 2009
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Pooral Hygiene

Abbreviation of Poor Oral Hygiene.

Probably quite popular term among the dentistry profession.

If someone isn't in a routine of brushing their teeth often and just generally keeping their breath smelling minty and inoffensive you might feel inclined to say:
"wow, that rancid old man is breathing on the other side of the bus and I can smell the stench of Worthers Original and pipe smoke on his breath. He must have very pooral hygiene"
by axel.bjorn December 13, 2009
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Poorachute

When you're taking a poo and the hot air/fumes flow up through the neckhole in your shirt and filter right past your face.
Damn i had to take off my shirt for that one, the poorachute effect was to strong to handle.
by Pooventer March 4, 2011
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Poosage

Referred to by its formal name, andouillette sausage, in more sophisticated social circles, poosage is the staple food of the juivebear. Traditionally, it is made by stuffing a section of a pig's colon with every other internal part of the pig that has come into contact with its feces (i.e. the rest of the colon). For the vast majority of the human race, eating poosage is akin to eating poo. Thus, those who eat poosage are commonly given the pejorative label "pooser." Word to the wary, poosage is not for the faint of stomach and eating it will commonly result in an explosive case of poosage-arrea.
The juivebear demolished the poosage greedily, savoring the pooey before-, during-, and aftertaste.
by Banderthall November 25, 2007
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Poorgasm

when you have as much money as MC hammer and the only thing left you can do is wank it to the beat of "nobody knows the trouble Ive seen".
I just caught Tony Danza having a poorgasm behind Wal-Mart.
by tom k November 25, 2003
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