n: a person who has fallen into a comatose like state from the consumption of large amounts of alcohol.
see also: Poonin
see also: Poonin
* "Julie is sitting in on her couch after 8 shots of smirnoff in a row. She begins to feel quite dizzy after enduring a long, yet pointless conversation. All of a sudden, she somehow passes out, smashes her head with a loud thud off of the table, bounces to the floor landing in an awkward position, and just sleeps."
Amber: AHAHAHAAH!! did you guys just see that?! That was fucking hilarious!!!
Laura: haha yeah man, that's Ju for ya.
Christine: Wow... what a pooner!
Amber: AHAHAHAAH!! did you guys just see that?! That was fucking hilarious!!!
Laura: haha yeah man, that's Ju for ya.
Christine: Wow... what a pooner!
by ae123456 January 15, 2009
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