robert t pooner

that one guy that helps make south park. also kinda sounds funny.

haha, i just did a massive 'robert t pooner'!!

by imbatman.noireallyam April 24, 2014

pooner

1. Someone who creates a great product but doesn't like using it for popular activities
2. Apple CEO who disapproves of graphic depictions of sexual intercourse and /or nudity

Me: Macs are great for looking at Porn.
You: But Steve Jobs hates Porn......and videogames
Me: What a pooner

by jarja May 25, 2011

pooner

An evening out on the town looking for easy women.

Can't work Saturday. Jake and I have a pooner planned.

by druu9 May 10, 2010

pooner schooner

an Indian that runs very fast and is defiantly Indian, not those hybrids, where they could be Filipino or they could just be tan

Non-Indian Dude 1:So I was scopin' poon and you should have seen Abajajabababa run
Non-Indian Dude 2: Defiantly a pooner schooner

by eddie house May 15, 2009

Ahab-pooner

A guy who will go to the ends of degradation to fuck more chicks than his friends, usually while drunk, i.e. nailing a big white fat-lass, munter, or land-monster, with absolutely no visible signs of remorse for at least three months.

This is only as offensive as his friend's find it, as beauty is in the eye of the beholder...

Dude, you believe ****** tagged that land-monster from the club?

Dude is a AHAB-POONER!!

Not cool. lol

by Locus0mega October 27, 2010

Pooner

That ridiculous glass size in the middle of a South Aussie Schooner & Pint to rip us off. Can still apply to the East coast pot & schooner situation. Often between 360-400ml. Yes Sydney have a Schmiddy but that's 350ml and just not a fun name.

I asked for a pint, not a bloody Pooner you heathen scum!

by Pickle Mick July 9, 2019

Pooner

It means someone who doesn't shower often and smells like the vaginal part of a woman

Eww shes such a pooner

by WordsbyWill May 28, 2019