by imbatman.noireallyam April 24, 2014
1. Someone who creates a great product but doesn't like using it for popular activities
2. Apple CEO who disapproves of graphic depictions of sexual intercourse and /or nudity
2. Apple CEO who disapproves of graphic depictions of sexual intercourse and /or nudity
Me: Macs are great for looking at Porn.
You: But Steve Jobs hates Porn......and videogames
Me: What a pooner
You: But Steve Jobs hates Porn......and videogames
Me: What a pooner
by jarja May 02, 2011
by druu9 May 11, 2010
A white trash hill jack sittin around in class barely paying attention when the teacher started explaining tangibles definition explaining how its “capable of being touched” when a light came on in his head & thought “HEY, I think she’s talking about my sisters lil’ pilly pooner!
by Leonfilms235 November 16, 2020
A guy who will go to the ends of degradation to fuck more chicks than his friends, usually while drunk, i.e. nailing a big white fat-lass, munter, or land-monster, with absolutely no visible signs of remorse for at least three months.
This is only as offensive as his friend's find it, as beauty is in the eye of the beholder...
This is only as offensive as his friend's find it, as beauty is in the eye of the beholder...
Dude, you believe ****** tagged that land-monster from the club?
Dude is a AHAB-POONER!!
Not cool. lol
Dude is a AHAB-POONER!!
Not cool. lol
by Locus0mega October 26, 2010
I walked in the bathroom with a rush of diarrhea about to come out, the flood gates about to open. I rushed in the stall to find a Pooner gooning as he was shitting
by MasterGooner February 20, 2024