Soggy Poncho

After sex, taking off a full condom and slapping it across the face of your partner.

After he blew his load, Rick took off the rubber and gave Lisa a huge soggy poncho all over her face.

by nhamfcints September 3, 2010

poonchum

someone/somethings butt

That corgi has some poonchum
I squeezed that mans poonchum
I sat down on my voluptuous poonchum

by Gnome Lover July 6, 2023

poochugga

1) A blanket term used to describe a musician or group that will cover songs from bands only popular for 6 months in the 90's.

2) A person who is doing something in the most illogical way possible.

1)
Dude 1 : My buddy Ryan is in this blink182 cover band...
Dude 2: That is so poochugga!
Dude 1: I know right?!

2)
Ryan, you are such a poochugga

by Kylosis July 8, 2010

Pooch Smooch

The act of giving a dog (pooch) a real big kiss (smooch)

Guy: I’m gonna give you a pooch smooch
Dog: Woof

by Toast Taste Good June 27, 2021

pumping the pooch

Wasting time or not doing something because you have something "better" to do.

"dude quit pumping the pooch and get over here"
"FIGHT ME A-HOLE!"

by IIzPigeon May 26, 2017

screwed the pooch

Past tense of making a major mistake

"Man, I really screwed the pooch when I talked to my boss while I was druck last night."

by Quentin July 31, 2003

mooch the pooch

To masturbate. Created by a teenager in Tampa, Florida sometime in 2006.

"Hey homes, why weren't you at the party yesterday? Too busy mooching the pooch to your sister?"

or

"Son, always remember to mooch the pooch before you go to school."

by 52 Fatal Strikes September 28, 2008