Pontooning

The act of combining 2 penile shafts together perpendicular bound by rubber bands resulting in the look of a pontoon boat

#LING&BONES

Sometimes you work night shift and get bored and just feel the urge to do some pontooning with your best bud

by Ling&Bones June 14, 2024

Pontoontitution

The practice of substituting a pontoon crossing for a bridge

If not for the pontoontitution of the Antonivska bridge, the Russians would not have been able to flee Kherson

by angenent November 6, 2024

Pontoontitution

Action of replacing a bridge with a pontoon. Can be temporary or not. Was often used by the Russian when short of a bridge.

Well, now that there are holes in our only bridge, let's do a pontoontitution. (General Surovikin, 2023)

by PruneArmy November 9, 2024

Pontoontitution

the substitution of a bridge with a pontoon crossing

'After his superiors stole the bridge to sell it for scrap metal, Sergiy decided on pontoontitution as the most feasible option of restoring the transport link across the river'.

by Ea-nasir November 11, 2024

Pontoon Donga

A pontoon donga is any house built on swamp or flood plains with a waffle slab consisting of lightweight polystyrene pods (waffle pods) in a grid pattern on the ground before being framed in rebar and covered in concrete. These foundations are often poorly laid and will crack during or shortly after settlement.

Those imports studying a Diploma of Uber bought that pontoon donga right before the rains hit. I hope they got insurance, as it's starting to crack right up the middle.

by Taktische Kartoffel September 4, 2025

magnificent pontoons of love

large, luscious breasts

She took off her bra and showed me her magnificent pontoons of love!

by Teratogen June 28, 2011

douche pontoon

A person achieves this maximum level after evolving from the form douche canoe. Only the douchiest of douche canoes can obtain this legendary final form. Proceed with caution, because standing close to them for long periods of time is more legal than bathing in nuclear waste.

Ohhh my god! Tabitha has evolved into the final form of a douche pontoon! Run for your life!!

by PaulieD13 May 9, 2017