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pigpen pondering

when you think negatively a lot which increase stress hormones that can weaken your immune system.
The pigpen pondering made millions of Americans go to the hospital for preventable illnesses.
by Coop Dupe March 2, 2020
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ponderance

A thought, an idea, or a revelation
Jim, I've had a ponderance... maybe we're doing it wrong.
by Templaris October 8, 2022
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Small Ponder

People who thrive being the big fish in the small pond
She loves it back home, she's a classic small ponder
by ojdav August 31, 2017
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pre-shower project-ponder

Refers to da interval of careful consideration dat you invest prior to jumpin' into da tub --- to save time, water, and electricity, you simply pause a moment first and ask yourself if their are any hot/messy tasks dat you will soon need to complete, and then see if you can reasonably tackle said disagreeable jobs while you're all "gross 'n' greasy" anyway, so dat you can then just partake of one good hot sudsy scrub-a-dub instead of having to tediously/wastefully endure two baths within a fairly short period.
After a long hot day of collecting returnables, I performed a brief pre-shower project-ponder and realized I needed to take out the garbage, so I performed that yucky task while my water-heater was warming up.
by QuacksO August 1, 2019
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Ponder

Literally Wonder but with a P. It means quite the same thing. Why does this word exist. WHO MADE THIS WORD.
I Ponder about many things
I Wonder about many things
YOU CANT TELL ME THATS NOT THE SAME SHIT
by LAMBBBB October 11, 2023
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Dirty Ponder

Going stupid on your penis. Absolutely slappin your shit silly using your imagination alone. Going ham on your meat because you’re sad and lonely, and you need forth thoughts to do so because dirty pondering only occurs in gas station bathrooms at 3:47 a.m.
He was having a dirty pondering at the BP last night.
by JWPonder November 29, 2024
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ponderate

Pronunciation: /ˈpɒndəreɪt/
Definition:
1. To weigh carefully or measure inconsiderately.
2. To assess value or importance systematically.
3. To evaluate balance or equilibrium precisely.
4. To determine mass or gravitational pull quantitatively.

Significance:
• It defines careful measurement.
• It emphasizes considerate assessment.
• It identifies analytical weighing.
• It avoids colloquial expressions.
• It simplifies descriptions of quantitative evaluations.
• It improves clarity in scientific or philosophical contexts.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "weight."
Past verb: ponderated
Present simple verb: ponderate, ponderates
Present continuous verb: ponderating
Examples:
• "Chemists ponderate substances for experiments."
• "Dieticians ponderate ingredients for recipes."
• "Architects ponderate materials for structural integrity."
• "Physicists ponderate masses for gravitational studies."
• "Economists ponderate market values for investments."
by Dmitrio August 3, 2025
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