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Platonic friend

A very very very close friend of the opposite sex. A woman is a man's platonic friend if she's his best friend (or a very close friend of his), but nothing more.

And yes, contrary to what's been said earlier, men CAN have platonic friends, just like women.
person1: Ashley and Brandon are so close to each other, they spend all of their time together. I'm sure they're dating!

Person2: Not necessarily, i asked Ashley yesterday and she told me that there was nothing between them, they're just platonic friends.
by Shelllsea July 20, 2009
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platonic predator

someone (usually a male) who spends time with an unsuspecting platonic friend in hopes of one day eventually getting laid by the unsuspecting friend.
Tyrone: Man Duncan has been hanging out with Ashley since 4th grade and he aint hit yet.

Jamal: Ashley don't want anything to do with Duncan in that sense. He just a platonic predator...you know he thinks he'll get it one day.
by Jrob941 March 30, 2008
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Playtonic relationship

Playtonic Relationship: when two people are comfortable around each other enough to make jokes about being together with out ever getting together. More than a friendship; but never anything besides innocent remarks between two close people: very evident the two care for each other, although there is usually a lack of verbal varification you do as it is usually spent making fun of each other and making dirty jokes.
"It's a strictly playtonic relationship."
by Jdndoelnskdn August 2, 2015
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Platonic wife

Noun:
A person who has a friend who they are not romantically affiliated with but treat as one would treat a life partner, the bond is mutual between both of the friends.
How to identify is someone is your platonic wife

1) They are a female friend of yours.
2) They are the first person you text when you’re in an uncomfortable situation.
3) You’d call them your ‘best friend’
4) When texting, both of you frequently pass lewd, sexual or romantic messages to each other in a joking manner.
5) You either ride with them or die.
6) At a lot of times, you have a love hate relationship with this person.
7) There are no romantic feelings between you and the friend.
8) The only things that could break this bond are:

-differing opinions in food
-differing opinions in celebrity crushes
-differing opinions in anything hardly controversial
9) If you were to have a differing opinion to your friend about food/celebrities/non-controversial topics the crisis could easily be resolved after a sarcastic FaceTime between you and the friend.
10) You’ve been friends with said person for 2+ years.
11) You would got to prison or break the law for this person, and they would for you.
12) You use excessive amount of emojis while chatting.

If a friend applies to all of 11 or more of these rules, they are a platonic wife.
by limeboiz January 3, 2021
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Platonic Spooning

A great way to keep warm and shelter your friend when it gets that little bit chilly at night, or it could be used as an opportunity to catch up on what they did that day. Platonic spooning is just like regular spooning, only it's with too friends. A great way to build camaraderie!
"Yo! Me and my friend Amira engaged in a night of platonic spooning last night!"

"Awesome dude! Did you bang?"

"No dude, we're just friends! What the f**k is wrong with you!?"
by Dr. Oot Erous November 7, 2012
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Platonic Boob Licking

The act of licking another person's boob in a way that is non-sexual, often done in a "truth or dare" scenario.
E.g. I dare you to engage in platonic boob licking with her
by notasloth1234 March 28, 2013
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platonic side hoe

someone who isn't part of your squad but you still chill
Yeah, I don't really hang with them much, they're more like a platonic side hoe.
by coffee n' tea September 26, 2015
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