pig in a poke

Litterally, 'a pig in a bag or a sack'. Buying something sight unseen. Usually resulting in buyer's remorse. This saying is found mostly in the southern states.

"I should have known better tha to by a I-pod on E-bay, it turns out it was a cassette recorder"
"Well, you should know better than to buy a pig in a poke."

by Alpa June 27, 2006

poke check

It's anal fingering

I poke check a bitch last night

by lp yeah March 23, 2011

Poke Her Face

the real message behind Lady Gagas infamous song "Poker Face". The song subliminally advocates oral sex by repeating the phrase poke-her-face over 15x and fuck- her- face 7x. Lady Gaga (aka her record label) claims the song is about being bisexual and thinking about girls during sexual intercourse.
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this play on words is as sneaky as britney spears hit "if you seek amy"
oddly sounding like F- U- CK ME. That would mean britney is saying "all the boys and all the girls are begging to FUCK ME"

there are a couple lines in this song where 1 word sounds like another
pokerface
poke her face

i get him hot show him what i got
i get him (hard) show him what i got

Pu Pu Pu pokerface2x
Pu Pu Pu pokerface
Pu Pu Fu ckerface
(fuck her face)

you be the judge.

poke her face with your disco stick untill your love game on her shirt

by dvills9 July 28, 2009

Pokebra

A bra where it's drawn pokeballs over the cups on a bra. It's the source of beauty. To dress your boobs in a pokebra is like... dress your boobs in pokeballs! It's genious.

The maker of the Pokebra is a half-asian blogger named Selina.

Google it for images now, and make one, you too!

I like Selina in her pokebra.

by aurore khan August 13, 2011

Schrodinger's Pokeball

When playing Pokemon Go, you catch a Pokemon, and it freezes on the closed Pokeball, therefore, you do not know if you caught it or not

1: DAMMIT MY GAME FROZE
2: Did you catch it?
1: No, it's a damn Schrodinger's Pokeball

by MasterDriftz July 20, 2016

pokenose

Interfere in another entity’s business

Do not let anyone pokenose in your marital affairs

by Speedxtension January 3, 2020

Poke Boating

A sexual act consisting of three or more lesbians mounted upon each other pleasuring as many oraphises as possible.

"I'd totally poke boat with them"
or
"Kit said he'd love to watch them poke boating"

by cutting rainbows April 8, 2009